Spinel One-Shots💖

s c e n a r i o s 4

❇ w h i p ❇

*in disneyland*

spinel: *points at a ride* "oh look at that mouse. he owns somebody."

-Grandpa hates Disneyland by Brandon Rogers

❇ s e r e n a d e ❇

spinel: *softly sings 'tonight you belong to me' by lennon sisters to a pillow*

y/n: spinel i'm right here.

❇ hotel r o o m ❇

spinel: *drags you out of the elevator* come on now, we're never gonna find our hotel room.

also spinel: oh i'm too horny.

-Grandpa hates London by Brandon Rogers

❇ r a v e ❇

spinel: *in a party, where all lights are flashing* i'm going to have a wonderful seizure.

❇ t h e r a p y ❇

spinel: *to steven* now tell me your problems.

steven: well, all of my suppressed trauma started to come and haunt me and my mommy issues are-- wait, are you ordering dominos?!

spinel: *to the delivery guy* thank you.
no no no

also spinel: you want sum doe?

❇ k r i m a ❇

spinel: all i got for christmas is a gun and some skittles...

also spinel: should've gave me some fuit gummies *loads gun*