Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

Does Your Mother Know? (France x Reader)

I thought of this while writing an Ace Attorney oneshot.

Again, like most of the other oneshots I will be using human names.

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"Come on, Cherie. You know you want me."

"Pfft! Why would I? Why would I trust you when you have a reputation of flirting with every girl you see?

You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance
On a kid like you
That's something I couldn't do,"

I sung, approaching the flirty male known as Francis Bonnefoy or as he was more commonly known: France.

"There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your
That your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but boy you're only a child."

I continued singing with the rest of the world looking on in shock; Probably because no one had ever stood up to him before. I took his chin in my hand and leaned in like I was going to kiss him before pushing him away,

"Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?"

"Go on, (Y/n)!"

There were many comments from other nations encouraging me whereas both Gilbert and Antonio were encouraging Francis. I smirked and continued.

"Take it easy, take it easy
Better slow down boy
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy, take it easy
Try to cool it boy
Play it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young
To be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean
When you give me a flash of that smile
But boy you're only a child."

At this point, Francis wrapped an arm around me. However, this ended in a slap to the face and he fell on the ground. Wimp.

"Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?"

I got down on the ground and crawled up to the Frenchman and straddled him. He smirked thinking he had got what he wanted; Me. He leaned up on his elbows/forearms so he was closer to me. However, he was severely wrong with his decision and placed the palm of my hand on his forehead, pushing him back so he was lying on his back again.

"Take it easy, take it easy
Better slow down boy
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy, take it easy
Try to cool it boy
Play it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Well, I could dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I could chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Does your mother know that you're out?
Does your mother know that you're out?

By the time I'd finished, Antonio and Gilbert, who were standing behind him before, had run off seeking shelter behind Romano and Ludwig respectively and Francis was cowering on the ground in front of my while I was standing with a foot on his chest lightly so that I wouldn't hurt him.

"Okay, fine! I giveup. Now can you please let me stand up?" I rolled my eyes before relucantly removing my foot from his chest. I leaned down and grabbed his hand, pulling him up and into me, where I promptly wrapped my arms around his neck. "You know, I actually liked that position before," I whispered in his ear before kissing him.