Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

"What Did You Do?!" (America x Reader)

Finally, 'The Hero' gets a oneshot! Please don't judge... This came to me randomly...

(C/n) - County Name (Do I really need to add this?)

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"Draw a circle, that's the Earth. Draw a circle, that's the Earth. Draw a circle, that's the Earth, I am-" I was cut from my singing by my phone going off. I looked at the caller ID before picking up my phone, "ARTHUR KIRKLAND! You better have a reasonable explanation for calling me when I'm in the middle of something!"

"Listen, Love, I didn't know you were in the middle of something. But I need your help! Please I'm begging you! I ne-No, Alfred don't touch that!" he cut himself off, "Sorry, Love. Back to my point; I seriously need your help!"

"What is it?"

"I'll explain when you get here. Please hurry!"

"Fine. I'll be there in ten minutes."

I hung up and put my shoes on, rushing out the door, grabbing Peter on my way (I wanted to add him - he's my favourite Micronation. Also, for the sake of a plot point I need, the reader is Peter's biological mother and your now ex-boyfriend left once you told him you were pregnant). Why couldn't you just tell me on the phone, Arthur?!

I ran the whole way there as I only lived about five minutes away from Arthur and knocked on the door. It was soon opened by a stressed-out looking Arthur, "Thank God you're here, Love. I ne-" I cut him off, "Arthur, who's the kid?" I noticed his face turn to one of nervousness, "About that... It's Alfred."

"What? Arthur Kirkland! What did you do?!"

"It's not my fault! Alfred asked me to make him younger, unfortunately it backfired and he turned extremely young."

"So how old is he?"

"About 6 months. And why's Peter here?"

"What?! Let me guess. You want me to look after him right? And Peter's here because I don't have anyone to look after him."

"Okay. Well, you did say you wanted to spend more time with him. Please? I need to find the spell to change him back. Adult Alfred is annoying enough but Baby Alfred is much worse."

"Fine. Give him here," I replied letting go of Peter's hand and taking the now Baby Alfred from Arthur. I walked into the living room, Peter following me, and sat on the sofa, Alfred on my lap. He started crying and I started to get slightly annoyed, Arthur you owe me for this. I tried singing to Alfred to get him to sleep but it didn't work, "Are you hungry?" He calmed down slightly and looked at me, nodding. I sighed knowing what I would have to do. Thankfully, I'd had Peter so there wouldn't be a problem there. I switched on Arthur's TV for Peter before sneaking off to the bathroom and locking the door. I pulled off my top and bra before picking Alfred back up and letting him suck.

A few minutes later he broke off and looked at me sleepily. I pulled my top back on before going back to Peter, picking him up as well. I brought the two boys to Arthur's spare room. I knew where it was sue to the fact that after my boyfriend left me, when I told him I was pregnant with Peter, Arthur had let me stay with him until Peter was born and for a few months after so I could get back on my feet. I placed the two boys down on the bed before getting on myself. Peter snuggled up to me and I wrapped my arm around him, before feeling that Alfred had climbed on top of me and was now sound asleep on my chest. I rolled my eyes and sighed before falling asleep myself.

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When I woke up, I felt a heavy lump on me. Upon further inspection, I realised that it was Alfred but, he wasn't a tiny baby anymore, he was back to his normal self. I flushed bright red when I saw where his head was: on my chest. I squeaked waking both him and Peter up, "(Y/n)!"

"Alfred," I replied, spooked out, "Can you get off me now?" I asked motioning to the position he was in. It was his turn to go red and he scrambled to get off me, falling on the floor in the process. I fell on top of him accidentally due to the fact he'd pulled the covers off with him, "Who needs to get off who now?"

"Alfred, will you just shut up and kiss me?!"

His face lit up (In both redness and excitement.) and he wrapped his arms around my back pulling me down properly on him, kissing me. I melted into it immediately and wrapped my arms around his neck.

We broke off when we heard a shout, "What the!?" We looked to the door to see Arthur there, Peter hiding behind him covering his eyes. We scrambled up and brushed ourselves off, "Can we help you, Arthur?"

"Yes, stop making-out in my spare room!"

I leaned up and whispered in Alfred's ear, "Like him and Francis are any better." This made Alfred burst out laughing and Alfred turned to him, "What's so funny?"

"Nothing," Alfred replied ceasing his laughing. I giggled and leaned up, pecking his cheek. This caught Peter's interest as he had started to pull on Alfred's trousers to get his attention, "Um, Mr America, are you going to be my new Papa?!"

Alfred leaned down and whispered something in Peter's ear that I couldn't hear. It must have been something good as Peter perked up and had a massive smile on his face. Alfred stood back up and wrapped an arm around my waist.

"What did you tell him?"

"That is something you'll find out later," Alfred replied pulling a burger from his pocket and eating it. I was confused, "How the fuzzle are you still hungry?!"

"What do you mean? I'm starving!"

I facepalmed and leaned up whispering in his ear, "You had rather a large meal while you were a baby, Al."

"Huh?!"

"Arthur accidentally turned you into a baby and while you were, you got hungry and well, you know what happens when babies get hungry..." I trailed off, not wanting to explain more. Thankfully I didn't as he had an absolute horrified look on his face, "What?! My child self got to before me! (Y/n)! You're coming with me!" he shouted grabbing my arm and dragging me out Arthur's house, "Alfred, what about Peter?"

"We can pick him up tomorrow, Arthur can look after him, right Britain, Dude?"

"Only because I don't want his hearing what's going to happen. You better remember to!"

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So, I randomly thought of this. Don't worry! I will get to the request I have but I also have another idea I want to write first so I don't forget it. (Seriously - I thought I forgot it about four times! Thankfully, I keep remembering it!)