Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

Don't Mess With Me (Nyo! Malta x Reader) (Lemon Warning)

So... I'm just going to put this here.

Btw, Nyo! Malta's name (Cause I created him) is Archie. Don't ask why, it's my OC so, I get to chose the name.

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"Archie, why are you ignoring me?!" I whined at my boyfriend.

"I'm not ignoring you, Love. I'm currently reading," he replied.

"But you're been reading all afternoon! Why won't you pay attention to me!" I continued to whine and eventually settled on poking his upper arm/shoulder and saying, "Fun." over and over again. However, this did nothing and he continued to ignore me. I pouted to myself and rolled my eyes before smirking. I'd thought of an idea.

LEMON WARNING

I hopped off of my side of the bed and walked around, taking the book out of Archie's hand and pushing him down on the bed, "Time for some payback," I spoke leaning down and kissing his neck.

"That's not going to do anything, Love. You'll have-Ahh!" he interrupted himself with a moan when I grabbed his member through his trousers. I smirked and looked up at him, "Still want to ignore your girlfriend?"

He ignored me and turned back to the book he was reading. I rolled my eyes and continued to palm him through his trousers, however, this didn't do anything as he continued to ignore me. Archie, why do you have to be so stubborn? I then got an idea. I unzipped his trousers and pulled out his member from his boxers, stroking him. When this still didn't get a reaction, How? How is this not working? If I was in your position, I would have broken by now. I then got another idea and I leaned down, putting my mouth on his member. This got a reaction of him grabbing my hair and pushing me back down on him, "Keep doing that, Love!" I smirked, knowing I'd got my way and continued to suck him off.

After a while of me doing this, I felt him removed my head before I was pushed down on the bed, "Time for your punishment."

"I'm afraid, I don't know what you mean, Archie. What punishment?"

"This one," he replied before leaning down and started to lick my neck, releasing a groan from me. He continued to kiss down my neck, before reaching the top of my shirt, "This'll have to go," he spoke, before proceeding to remove my top from my body. My bra followed soon after and he attached his mouth onto my left breast, massaging the other one with his hand. This released multiple strings of long moans from me, "Archie, please!"

"Now, Love, I told you, this is a punishment for disturbing me when I was reading," he replied, starting to kiss down my stomach. This released whimpers from me, which just urged him on more. He stood up and removed his clothes before coming back on top of me and removing the (Skirt/jeans/other trousers) I was wearing. (It/they) were then thrown to the other side of the room and my underwear followed quickly. He returned to me and kneeled down on the floor, where he pulled me to the edge of the bed. He then leaned in and started to lick my inner thighs, releasing more long moans from me.

"Archie! Hurry up and fuck me!"

"Now, Love, there's no need for that language," he replied before I leaned my head back into the sheets, "Oh God!" I grabbed the back of his head and forced his head closer to my now, soaking womanhood. He started licking me while massaging my clit with his thumb. After a while of this, he swapped, now licking my clit and fingering me. He looked up at me before sticking a finger into me, releasing a long and loud groan from my throat.

He continued to finger me for a while until I felt a familiar knot build up in my stomach, "Archie, I'm gon-" I was cut off when he retracted his fingers and removed his head, coming back over me. I pouted, making him chuckle, "What is it, Love? I said you would be punished didn't I?"

I was going to reply when I felt him push himself into me. I moaned loudly and wrapped my legs around his waist. I also wrapped my arms around his neck and clawed at his back. He groaned at this but continued to pound into me. I reached my limit fairly quickly due to how close I'd been before and when I did, I scratched at his back even more, eventually drawing blood, which seemed to be a turn on for him as, "(Y/n), I'm goin-" He interrupted himself with a loud moan, releasing himself into me. He pulled out slowly and flopped onto the bed beside me, panting heavily, "That *pant* is why you *pant* don't interrupt me when I'm bloody reading, Love."

I smiled and turned over so I could snuggle into him, "You know, I enjoyed it. I like it when you're rough with me."

----------------------LEMON/SMUT ENDING

"Archie, you're going to be a father," I spoke handing him the positive pregnancy test. He took it and looked at it before looked back up at me, "Bloody hell, I'm going to be a father."

-------------------6 months later

"Archie! I can't see my feet anymore!"

"It's you're own bloody fault for disrupting me when I was reading, Love. You have no one to blame but yourself," he replied.

"I'm not blaming you, Archie. Actually, I'm happy. I've always wanted kids with you and now we're going to. You know, it was my plan to get you all frazzled up so that it would happen and you'd go rough on me so there'd be more of a chance of your forgetting to use protection so that I'd end up pregnant."

"You sneaky little b-" I shut him up by kissing him, "Now, 'Love' we don't need any of that foul language around the baby now, do we?"

"Do you want me to pound you again, Love?"