Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

(France x Reader)

I randomly thought of this. Also, I am getting to all the requests I have. I'm using a random number generator to decide the order that I write the oneshots in.

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I was sitting at home, reading a book in the living room, waiting for my boyfriend to come home when I heard a girly shriek coming from outside. I put my book down before running to the door and opening it just in time for someone to come running, a female. I shut the door before turning to her, "Who are you?! And what are you in my house?!"

"Chérie! It's me."

"Francis? Why in the world are you a girl?!" I asked completely shocked, "What happened?!"

"Angleterre happened, Chérie. I said something about Malta and he got mad before hitting me with one of his magic spells, which, as you can see, turned me into a girl."

(I'm still gonna use male pronouns for France btw. I know he's a girl atm but it's just easier for me.)

"Okay," I replied, grabbing his hand and dragging him out the door.

"Chérie! Where are you taking me?!"

"We're fixing this. I'm not letting Arthur get away with this," I replied, continuing to drag him towards Arthur's house. I knocked on the door, Open up, you git and turn my boyfriend back to his normal self! I tapped my foot on the front step impatiently. The door was finally opened, "(Y/n)! It's so good to see you!" Unfortunately, it's wasn't Arthur who opened it. It was Scarlett.

"Scarlett! Where is your father?"

"Why do you need to know?" she retorted back.

"Because he needs to fix this," I replied pulling Francis, in his female form inside, "Now where is he?"

"Who is this, (Y/n)?" she asked.

"It's Francis. Your father turned him into a girl! And he needs to fix it!"

I noticed her trying to contain her laughter, "This is hilarious! Francypants is a girl! Now he's even more of a pussy than he was before! What will Father think of next?!" That's it! I pounced on her, "Where is he?!"

"Get off of my you bloody git! Get off of me right now or I'll use Mr Pipe on you!" I immediately got off of her and she stood up, straightening herself out, "Geez, I wasn't actually going to hit you. As I've stated many times, Mr Pipe is reserved for Alfred, Gilbert and Francypants. I'd never hit you, (Y/n). Unfortunately, Father is currently out of town. He had to make an emergency trip to see someone. Which is why I'm here."

"Quel?!"

"Oh, shut it, Francypants. I'm not in the mood for you being a drama queen at the moment. Sit in the living room. I'll be back in a few minutes." and with that, she disappeared off somewhere.

I walked in, Francis following behind and we sat down in the living room.

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A few minutes later, we heard footsteps coming into the living room, "Maple? Are you here?" I turned around to see Matthew... and a little kid? Where did the kid come from? I stood up and walked over to him, "Hello, Matthew."

"Oh, hi (Y/n). What brings you here?" he asked in his normal quiet tone.

"Papa, who's this?" My attention was drawn to the little girl who was holding onto Matthew's hand. I looked back up at Matthew and gave him a look that said, 'explain'. However, before could answer, Scarlett came back. She saw the little girl holding Matthew's hand and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank the Lord we found you. Alana, promise me, you'll never run away from us again? We've been worried sick about you."

The little girl walked up to her before Scarlett picked her up, "I'm sorry, Mother. I won't do it again. I just saw something and I wanted to follow it."

"It's okay. You're safe now, Love, and that's all that matters."

I cleared my throat and both Scarlett and Matthew looked to me, "Explain."

"Oh, (Y/n), this is Alana. Our daughter. Alana, this is (Y/n), my best friend in the world."

I was shocked and confused, "Scarlett, when did this happen?! And why didn't you tell me?!"

"I was trying to tell you the whole time I was pregnant but you kept saying you didn't have time so, I just figured that you didn't want to know, so I never told you," she replied before turning back to Alana, "Come on, Love. Sleep time." Scarlett then walked off to what I guessed was Alana's bedroom. It was then that the door opened by the Brit I had been searching for, "Oh, Love. What brings you here?"

"This," I replied pointing to Francis, "Turn him back. I want my boyfriend back to his normal self, please," I continued glaring at him.

"Okay, Love. I'll try. Wait in the living room I'll be back."

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A few hours later, Arthur had finally managed to find the counter spell and turned Francis back to his normal self. Once that had been done, I grabbed Francis's hand and dragged him out of Arthur's house and back home, where we spent the rest of the day cuddling before falling asleep on the sofa.