Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

Swear Jar (Romano x Reader)

In this, the reader lives with Romano, Italy, Germany and Prussia. (Because I can)

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"Jerk bastard Spain!" was the first thing I heard when Romano walked through the door. I smirked, "Romano! Swear jar!"

"Fine!" he walked into the living room, where I was sitting and put money into the jar that had his name written on a label. I looked up when I heard the sound of coins hitting coins and noticed that the jar was full. I tutted and walked into the storage room, getting an empty jar, putting the full one in the storage. This was the tenth jar he'd filled. I took a look at everyone else's jar; Romano's was empty (Due to it just being replaced for like the tenth time!), Gilbert's was three-quarters full (Second Jar), ​​Ludwig's was half full (Also second Jar) and both mine and Feliciano's were both empty (First Jar) . Neither of us had sworn, so there was nothing in the two jars.

"You know, Roma, if you stop swearing, then you won't need to keep doing this," I spoke referring to the jar.

"Hmph."

"Come on, Roma. Don't give me the silent treatment! "

"My ragazza," he replied sitting on the sofa next to me, "How do you now swear?! It's so hard not to!"

"Because I just don't. It's something that never clicked with me."

"I have an idea to make you," he muttered under his breath.

"What was that, Roma?" I asked poking him. Even though I heard what he said.

-------------------LIME/LEMON WARNING!!

Within the space of two minutes, I was on our bed, naked with Romano eating me out. I knew what he was trying to do but, it wouldn't work. I would not give in. Instead of doing what I knew he wanted, I was a complete moaning mess, the only word coming out of my mouth was his name.

He eventually got bored with that and stood up to remove his trousers and underwear. He pinned me to the bed, "I'm-a going to-a make you scream" I flushed red at this before he pounded into me. I managed to hold on up until he hit my g-spot, "Ah, fuck! Right there!"

He smirked, "As you-a wish, mio amore." He continued to pound into me. I soon felt a knot tighten in my stomach and released onto him. This sent him over the heard and he released his seed into me.

LEMON/LIME OVER

"Swear Jar!" Romano shouted.

"Fuck you."

"You just did! Times two!"

I put my middle finger up at him and walked back downstairs into the living room. I put money into the jar that had my name written on it before walking back to the bedroom me and Romano shared and cuddling up to him, "I love you."

"ti amo anch'io."

---------------EXTENDED ENDING - GERMANY'S POV

"Hey, Germany! Can we get some, pasta!"

"If jou vant pasta, jou can make it jourself, Italy," I replied again. This was the third time he'd asked. He bounced off into the house and I followed him. Walking into the living room, I noticed something; (Y/n)'s 'Swear Jar' had money in it. I was confused at this as she'd never sworn in the time I'd known her.

Just then, Gilbert came running through the door too fast and he ran straight into the wall, "Scheisse!" he exclaimed.

"Swear Jar, Gilbert!" we heard (Y/n)'s voice from upstairs. Gilbert reluctantly put money in the jar that had his name on the label and I walked upstairs, looking for (Y/n). I was walking past her's and Romano's shared room and I saw something; the two of them lying asleep on the bed, clothes strewn everywhere. I realised what had happened and closed the door before walking back downstairs.

"Vest! Vy do jou look red?"

"All I'm vill say is I know why there's money in (Y/n)'s Swear Jar now."

---------------EXTENDED ENDING TWO - YOUR POV

"Feli, you're going to be an uncle."

"Vee~! Yay!"