Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

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"Anyway, Gyro! Your foot. The bleeding is getting worse than before!" Johnny continued to hold on to his broken gun. "Aren't the parts burrowing deeper?"

"I know..." Gyro could feel pieces of metal moving further into his skin. "It got worse after they surrounded us. It's a team attack!"

"Stand abilities generally get stronger the closer you are to the user." You eyed the trio of enemies as you picked a rock up off the ground. It wouldn't be drawn in by the magnetism so it would make for a decent bomb to chuck at one of the Boom Boom family members. "But the opposite holds true as well. If we get you out of this ability's range, Gyro, then eventually you won't feel it's effects anymore."

"So then you're saying we need to run away? But right now we're completely surrounded!" But then Johnny remembered something you said earlier. "Your friends, they fought someone like this, right? How did they beat them?"

You recalled the story Joseph had told you. "All three of them were effected by the magnetism, so they surrounded her. Once they got enough things stuck to themselves, they let their bodies fly toward each other with the enemy at the center. And then" You clapped your hands together. "They crushed her. But there are three enemies here, so that plan wouldn't really work."

"Yo, L.A.!" You could hear Andre shouting to his brother. "Can you flatten your nostrils like this?" He showed off his trick.

"Woah! That's awesome!" L.A. was very impressed. "How'd you do it?"

"Dumbass! You'll never be able to do it for the rest of your life! My ear can go into my ear hole, too." He demonstrated this skill as well.

"Couldn't Giorno do that, too...?" You looked at Kira for confirmation, but he had no clue. He had barely even seen the Don of Passione. Gyro gave you a confused look, wondering what 'Day' had to do with anything.

"The guy on horseback..." Andre pointed at Johnny. "He might have more guns."

The father shook his head. "No he's all out. The woman still has one in her holster, but it doesn't matter. If she takes her hand off it for a second, it'll all hit the guy with the steel balls. She does seem to be cursed like us, though. But there's no way it will measure up against the strength of the Boom Boom family!"

"Then I'll go, dad!" Andre clutched his recently bandaged fingers. "They didn't give me fire right away! I was this close to having lizard venom running through my whole body! I'm gonna get my revenge!" Gyro removed his remaining steel ball from its holster. "Hey, look! He's using the other one!"

"He only had two of them." Pointed out L.A. "He threw that at the Indian and got a penalty in the first stage."  The whole family started cackling to themselves. "It'll be the same. Does he think he can reach big brother without the iron running out?"

"I guess he'll throw it again." Andre wasn't worried in the slightest.

The father smirked to himself. "He doesn't know that Andre is the most talented in the Boom Boom family. Let's go!" The three of them picked up the pace as they closed in on your group. "Our family will be first in the race!"

"Gyro..." Johnny wasn't so sure about the Italian man's plan to chuck another ball at the enemy. It hadn't exactly worked the last time.

"Hey, let me have this one." The rock in your hand has already been turned into a bomb by Yoshikage at your request.

"Sorry, (Y/N), but I don't think throwing some rocks at them is going to do anything." He still didn't quite trust in your fighting capabilities.

"My Stand turns things into bombs. He's the one who made the knife explode. He did the same thing with this rock." Not waiting for Gyro to protest against anything, you readied your pitch and threw the rock at Andre.

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