Solving of the Countries (Book 2)

Chapter 89

Iran: Bro, I'm getting exponentially large amounts of homework.

India: L

Iraq: L

Iran: Guys, help. I'm being persecuted by these two. I expected friendship and mercy, instead, I received a letter in response.

Cambodia: Don't worry, you have my condolences.

Iran: Thank you.

Laos: Bro, Cambodia. Where are my condolences?

Cambodia: What for? 🤨

Vietnam: Condolences for his lack of brain cells, of course.

Laos: You did not just do that.

Vietnam: I did. Now what're you gonna do about it?

Laos: Damn you and your leafy a#$.

Cambodia: Plz no cussing guys.

Vietnam: You heard him, Laos. Now stop speaking.

Laos: >:(

India: Now me, personally, I wouldn't take that.
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Iran: Fr 👁👄👁

Iraq: Ey, but you do you. 👁👄👁

Laos: Now ya'll are persecuting me.

Cuba: You all, shut up. I'm trying to sleep.

Vietnam: Damn, who hurt you today?

Cuba: What are you talking about?

Iran: Man, Cuba's a boomer.

Cuba: Haters fr.

Iraq: No really? That's crazy.

Cuba: I'm so not hanging out with you guys anymore .

India: Mission achieved mah bois.

Iraq: Let's go!

Cuba: -_-

Russia wondered what it was like to be them. Try as he might, he couldn't imagine himself joking like that. Especially in his current situation. At this point, he was only barely functioning. The main reason why he didn't collapse from exhaustion was because of the ever-producing energy in him that America and China also had.

Being brain-dead didn't sound so bad now. All he had to do was ask America what it was like experiencing it permanently.

Vietnam: Man, I just gotta give my condolences to Cuba here.

Cuba: F###, not you too.

Cambodia: ☹️

Vietnam: See? Now you made Cambodia upset. Shut up and sit next to Laos here in the ban corner.

North Korea: Dafuq. I'm trying to catch up on my homework here.

Iran: Oh sh##, I forgot about my homework.

Vietnam: I'm chucking all you three out the window. You too, North.

North Korea: What? I didn't even type the actual word.