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Steve | Vibranium

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Steve.

Steve: What is it, Tony?

Tony: No hello? I am shocked.

Steve: You've been bugging me the whole week.

Tony: And I will continue to do so until you tell Y/N how you feel about her.

Tony: It is SICKENING

Tony: I have to sit and watch you two have eye sex all the damn time.

Tony: You undress her. In front of everyone. With your eyes!

Tony: I fear for my innocence.

Tony: Who knows when you and her will pounce on each other?! In front of me!

Tony: I am living in fear.

Tony: I can't take it anymore.

Tony: The team can't take it anymore! No one can!

Tony: Nothing to say? Because I'm right? I'm always right.

Steve: I don't have time for this.

Tony: Too busy daydreaming about Y/N?

Steve: I don't like Y/N. Can you drop this?

Tony: What are you? 12? It's so obvious. Just tell her already!

Tony: Or I will take matters into my own hands!

Steve: What are you going to do?!

Tony: Last chance! Tell her or else!

Steve: I doubt she even likes me!

Tony: You jump out of planes without a parachute. You're scared of rejection?

Tony: You know what, enough talk. I warned you.

Tony has added Y/N.

Tony: Y/N I have something to tell you.

Steve: Don't you dare!

Tony: Bucky likes you. So does Sam.

Steve: What?

Y/N: Eh? No they don't.

Tony: Yes, they do. Oh and Steve? You missed out :) I did give you a chance.

Y/N: What did Steve miss out on?

Steve: Nothing.

Tony has added Bucky, Sam.

Bucky: Hey Doll.

Sam: Hey beautiful.

Y/N: Hey guys.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?

Bucky: We could go out.

Steve: Actually Y/N has to help me with some mission stuff.

Y/N: No I don't?

Steve: Yes you do.

Y/N: Can it wait?

Steve: No.

Bucky: C'mon, Steve. Let Y/N go out with me.

Steve: Maybe another time.

Sam: Ditch the old guy. We'll take you on the best date ever.