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Bucky | Overprotective

Nat has created a chatroom.

Nat has invited Steve, Bucky, Vision, Tony.

Nat: Tony I want you to fire your lab assistant.

Tony: Barry? Why?

Nat: Because he's a creep and he shouldn't be around Y/N.

Bucky: What did he do?

Tony: That's no reason to fire him though. He's good at his job.

Nat: He flirts with her ALL THE TIME.

Bucky: ... Fire him.

Steve: What's going on here?

Nat: Harmless flirting is okay, but you forget who I am. I can read peoples body language and he is up to no good!

Vision: I heard he's had 4 girlfriends in the past two months.

Tony: He is fired.

Vision: So I take it there is no potential suitors for Y/N.

Bucky: Maybe there is.

Tony: LIKE WHO? AND WHERE DO THEY STAY HUH?

Steve: Maybe it's best she doesn't date.

Nat: Yeah I don't want her getting hurt.

Bucky: ... Since when is it up to any of you?

Steve: We just want her to find the right guy.

Bucky has invited Y/N.

Bucky: Your parents are at it again.

Y/N: Really, guys?

Vision: We only wish for you to be happy.

Y/N: YOU CAN'T SHIELD ME FROM EVERYTHING, RISKS HAVE TO BE TAKEN.

Tony: YES WE CAN, STEVE GET YOUR SHIELD.

Y/N: What if I found the right guy?

Nat: Age?

Steve: Job?

Tony: I.D Number?

Vision: What is his IQ?

Nat: If he can pass my tests then he is worthy to date you.

Tony: Is it the one with the knives? I love that one.

Nat: And if he hurts you, I will do something to him worse than death.

Bucky: You are all crazy.

Vision: We only want the best for Y/N.

Y/N: I'm not dating anyone, but I'm just saying.

Bucky: I pity the guy who gets to date you.

Steve: Nat, we're late! Wanda and Peter must be waiting. Talk later!

Vision: I will join you.

Nat: I forgot we had to train them today.

Nat has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony: Maybe I can set you up with a nice guy!

Bucky: That won't be necessary.

Y/N: Yeah Tony, I can find someone myself.

Tony: F I N E. But you come to me first when you find this guy.

Y/N: Don't you have to meet Bruce for lunch?

Tony: Thanks for the reminder!

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: So, you pity yourself, Barnes?

Bucky: Doll, if they ever find out, I'm a dead man.

Y/N: I, your knight in shining armor, will protect you!

Bucky: You're enjoying this waaay too much.

Y/N: Sure am. Meet you in the gym in ten minutes?

Bucky: Maybe we can have a repeat of last time, doll ;)

Y/N: I'm counting on it ;)

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Bucky I forgot to ask you if you went over the mission briefing?

Steve: Oh my god

Steve: JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES.

Bucky: oh no

Y/N: Please don't tell Nat!

Steve has added Nat.

Y/N: WHY.

Nat: What?

Nat: WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?

Nat: YOU HAVE A METAL ARM THAT COULD EASILY CRUSH HER!

Bucky: I would never hurt her!

Steve: DID YOU EVEN USE PROTECTION?

Nat has added Tony, Vision.

Nat: How long has this been happening?

Steve: You are too old!

Bucky: I am not!

Steve: YOU ARE 99 YEARS OLD!

Bucky: SO ARE YOU! I GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T DATE SHARON THEN, YOU PEDO!

Tony: Y/N why would you date Barnes?!?!

Y/N: BECAUSE HE IS SWEET, KIND, FUNNY AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD ADJECTIVES THERE IS.

Vision: He is unstable.

Y/N: Are you doubting T'Challa? Bucky won't ever revert to being the Winter Soldier.

Vision: Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Freight car.

Y/N: Really?

Bucky: Oh no, Y/N is my mission now.

Bucky: VISION PHASED THROUGH THE WALL AND SHOT HIS LASER BEAM AT ME. I WASN'T SERIOUS!

Vision: It is good that he dodged it in time.

Y/N: I would really appreciate my boyfriend not dying. Or being tortured (NAT I'M LOOKING AT YOU).

Bucky: If I ever hurt her, which I won't, you all have my permission to kick my ass.

Tony: We don't need your permission to do that.

Y/N: Bucky makes me happy. That is what you all wanted for me, right? To be happy? So can you just accept our relationship?

Nat: You... have my blessings. Don't forget, Bucky, that I know how to inflict terrible, paralyzing, pain in under 3 seconds. Also, don't forget that I'm the only one that can calm the hulk down :)

Steve: I guess I was taking this too far. Sorry, Buck. You're my best friend, there is no better guy for Y/N than you.

Vision: I am sorry I almost killed you, Mr Barnes.

Tony: You people are giving in too easily!

Y/N: Tony.

Tony: Okay, Okay! I approve under one condition though: YOU TAKE IT TO THE BEDROOM AND NOT THE GYM. GOOD GOD, WE TRAIN IN THERE. HOW DISGUSTING.

Y/N has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

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Steve has left the chat.

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