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Dog The Destroyer

Star-Lord has created a chatroom.

Star-Lord has invited Y/N, Drax, Groot.

Star-Lord: Y/N, tell Drax he doesn't have to take EVERYTHING I say literally.

Y/N: Drax, don't take everything Peter says literally.

Drax: I can't take words.

Star-Lord: SEE WHAT I MEAN!

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: You're right, Groot.

Star-Lord: Yes, he's Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: Yeah, he is quite stressed.

Star-Lord: How do you understand him?!

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: Haha! Right?!

Drax: They are talking about you, Quill.

Star-Lord: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

Groot: I am Groot.

Y/N: I would love to help but I have to give Bucky his gift.

Star-Lord: Help with what?! ...Where's MY gift?

Drax: Don't be rude. They are having a conversation.

Star-Lord: We have to go. I'll talk to you soon, Y/N!

Y/N: Tell Gamora and Rocket I said hi!

Star-Lord has left the chat.

Groot has left the chat.

Y/N: ... Don't you have to go too, Drax?

Drax: If they are dying, I will go.

Y/N: ...Okay.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: Y/N! I am distressed!

Y/N: Pikachu, why is that?

Thor: I HAVE LOST MY SANDWICH!

Drax: How do you lose a sandwich? It does not have legs to go anywhere.

Thor: SILENCE MAN I DO NOT KNOW!

Drax: I am not making any noise.

Thor: Who is this man, Y/N?

Drax: I am Drax. My name is right there, see.

Thor: ... You do not say.

Drax: Yes, I am not saying, I am typing.

Y/N: Can't you make another one?

Thor: I had brought back the finest ingredients in all of the nine realms when I last went to Asgard. It was no ordinary midgardian sandwich. It took me two hours to make! I had enough ingredients to make one for you too. I would bring it to you but it is not safe to leave the kitchen with it.

Y/N: That's so sweet of you, thank you. Why's it not safe?

Thor: Barton is trying to steal it! I have managed to fend him off. He has retreated to the vents but I fear he will appear at any moment now. I lost one sandwich, I will not lose this one!

Y/N: It's alright, Thor. You can have that one.

Thor: Are you sure?

Y/N: Yes. You can make me another one when you go back to Asgard.