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Friday the 13th

Sam has created a chatroom.

Sam has invited Y/N, Bruce, Thor, Steve, Bucky, Natasha, T'Challa, Loki.

Sam: Who came up with the horrible idea to make us stay at the most isolated and creepy camp ever?

Loki: I bet it was Stark, he is known to be quite theatrical.

T'Challa: No, it must have been Clint. He loves this kind of stuff.

Natasha: That's true but it was not Clint.

Bucky: It was Tony who ushered us here, so him.

Loki: Only someone truly evil would come up with this.

Bruce: It was my idea.

Loki: Did I say evil...? I meant... Oh whatever, just hulk out and punch me.

Thor: This is unlike you, Banner!

Steve: Why, Bruce?! Why would you put us through this? Why would you force us to be OUTSIDE?! IN... NATURE?

Y/N: No, no. This makes sense.

Natasha: Let's not forget who Ultron's other parent is.

Loki: Banner is much like Stark after all.

T'Challa: So we've been hiding from the wrong people this whole time?

Loki: You may have been but not I.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony has added Clint.

Tony: STOP AVOIDING US FOR NO REASON.

Y/N: Our bad, Tony. We were supposed to be avoiding Bruce.

Bruce: This is why I spend most of my time in the lab. RUDE.

Clint: So it was you! How dare you bring me out here? The Wi-Fi signal is weak! I don't even know how we're getting Wi-Fi in the first place.

Y/N: You have Tony to thank for that.

Thor: Whenever Stark is nearby, Wi-Fi is magically conjured.

Loki: It is an unexplained phenomenon.

Clint: Today is Friday the 13th.

T'Challa: So?

Clint: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

Bruce: Clint. Just because today is Friday the 13th does not mean we will be murdered by a FICTIONAL serial killer. We've been stuck in the base for too long. I thought this trip would help us.

Y/N: Bruce, forever the voice of reason.

Steve: I didn't wake up in the future to go camping. Of all things.

Bucky: WE HAVE TV SHOWS TO WATCH, MAN. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAMILY BONDING.

Natasha: Don't mind him, he's going through withdrawal.

Sam: Why are you like this, Bucky?

Bucky: THE LAST EPISODE ENDED WITH A CLIFFHANGER.

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony: So now that that's over, can we all spend some time together? Because I really don't want to be alone. This place is creepy and being alone with Clint makes it creepier.

Clint: Stand still. The Wi-Fi is stronger when you don't move.

Loki: He is right. Don't move, Stark.