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Peter Parker | Exposed

A/N: Reader is Tony's daughter in this chat.

Enjoy!

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Peter has created a chatroom.

Peter has invited Y/N.

Peter: Hey babe! Cap's letting me leave training early today, do you want to go watch Loki's play?

Y/N: Yes! He hasn't stopped talking about it. I'm pretty sure if we don't go he'll kill us...

Peter: What's it called again?

Y/N: Uh... A King Among Fools. We should invite Wade too!

Peter: He ruined our last date!

Y/N has added Wade.

Wade: Please Peetie. I'll return your wallet if you let me come.

Peter: No.

Peter: Wait, you have my wallet?!

Wade: How else am I to sustain my luxury lifestyle? Y/N won't let her dad adopt me...

Y/N: Okay one, buying Spider-man and [Your Superhero Name] merchandise is not a lifestyle. Secondly, WHY WOULD HE ADOPT YOU WADE, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN.

Peter: Who likes to kill people.

Wade: WE COULD BE A REAL FAMILY, Y/N

Y/N: Wade, we ARE a real family.

Wade: Bro.

Y/N: Bro.

Peter: why are you two like this

Wade: I'm sorry, Y/N, for stealing one of Tony's cars. Multiple times.

Wade: And for breaking into the tower.

Wade: And I'm sorry for trying to piss Bruce off all the time.

Wade: And for trying to kidnap you that one time to get Peetie to confess his feelings to you.

Wade: And I'm sorry for shooting Agent Palmer because he looked at you weirdly.

Wade: Actually, no. I'm not sorry for that. I'd shoot that little asshole again if I saw him.

Peter: I'm going to start keeping you far away from my girlfriend...

Wade: You can't come in between our friendship! Yes, you may be her boyfriend but I'll always be number 1 and you, number 2... haha.

Wade: Y/N our friendaversary is next week. I've been keeping track.

Y/N: Already? 4 YEARS OF CHIMICHANGA EATING, ANNOYING THE X-MEN, WEIRD FRIENDSHIP!

Wade: TO CELEBRATE, WE MUST STEAL CHARLES' WHEELCHAIR THINGY.

Peter: I hate to ruin the moment here, but Loki's play starts in an hour. Shall I pick you up, Y/N?

Wade: Why don't WE (yes Peetie, I'm still coming) just take Tony's helicopter?

Wade has added Tony.

Wade: I'm holding your daughter captive. Give me the helicopter in exchange for her.

Peter: WADE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Y/N: ...HELLO FATHER, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. BYE.

Y/N has banned Tony.