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Chat Short: Pottery Class

Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has added Bruce.

Thor: Hello, my friend.

Thor: I have acquired a dashing photo of you, the Hulk, before becoming "ripped".

Thor:

Bruce: Delete my number.

Thor: Hulk is love. Hulk is life.

Bruce has added Tony.

Bruce: Hey T-Bone. Are you responsible for this?

Tony: Science bro, I wish I could take credit. I really, really do.

Y/N has joined.

You: Hi guys!

You: oh wow lmao

Thor: M'lady, are you... shrektified?

Bruce: What???

Y/N has added Sam, Clint.

You: Okay. Who introduced Thor to Shrek? Fess up.

Sam: Man oh man how I wish it was me.

Clint: Don't mean to be a snitch but... it was Natasha.

Bruce: I was expecting Pietro.

Thor: A revelation not shrekspected.

Bruce: Please stop that.

Tony: I am... Shrexy.

Sam: Nah, Tony's medi-ogre at best.

Clint: I love you onions, my brogres.

You: Mess with us? Get shrecked.

Thor: We are the... shreckoning.

Bruce: Our friendship is ogre.

Bruce has left the chat.

Clint: Another man lost to the swamps...

Odin has joined.

Odin: Thor! You waste your time on Midgard, under the lie of being its savior, when you are instead being a fool on their infernal devices? Have you not learned from your banishment?

Thor: Father... You are embarrassing me in front of my work friends. You always do this!

Odin: I am no longer surprised as to why Midgard is constantly being set upon. The universe wishes to rid itself of this strange Shrek man.

Clint: hello grandpa

Odin has left.

Thor: Y/N, are you ready for our pottery class?

You: Hell yeah, we're gonna make the best damn pots this world has ever seen.

Tony: Wait

Sam: Hold up.

Tony: Why am I not invited?

Sam: I wanna come too!

Thor: Stark, I had asked if you wanted to come and you insulted my pottery skills, saying my creation would likely resemble a deformed cactus.

Tony: I didn't know Y/N was going. I want to be involved in this friendship. We can be a new trio like Steve, Bucky and Sam.

You: Too bad. All of you turned down Thor's offer. He just wants to make beautiful pots but you hurt his feelings.

Sam: I'm inviting myself. When do we leave?

Thor: LOL, NO, SAMUEL.

You: BYIIIEEEEEE, NEXT TIME DON'T BE MEAN TO THOR.

Thor has left.

Y/N has left.

Sam: I will be involved in their friendship whether they like it or not. C'mon, Tony!

Clint: Hey wait, what's going on? I was busy. Pottery class?

Tony: My vase is going to crush Thor's pot!

Sam has left.

Tony has left.

Clint: "Avengers take pottery too seriously. Aggressive pot making ensues. Clay everywhere. Stark builds a statue of himself. Sam was last seen under a heap of clay. Please help find him. Y/N topples Stark's statue over. Meanwhile, Thor calmly sits in the middle of the madness and paints his pot a nice pastel blue." Yup, that is definitely going to make the news.

Natasha has joined.

Natasha: This is going to end up like the time they took painting classes.

Clint: Or cooking classes. That was the worst. Tony nearly set the kitchen on fire!

Bucky has joined.

Bucky: Y/N and Thor invited me to a pottery class and Tony and Sam are here and they keep staring each other down. I don't know what to do.

Clint: Get out while you can.

Bucky: Should I save Sam and Y/N from themselves?

Bucky: Nvm I'm leaving Sam behind. He threw clay at me when I tried to go near him.

Y/N has joined.

You: Tell Bucky to put me down!

You: Thor and I are going to WIN.

Bucky: POTTERY CLASSES ARE NOT COMPETITIONS.

You: Look at Tony's vase. Now look at my pot.

Bucky: That's a pot?

Bucky has been disconnected.

Clint: He should not have disrespected the pot.

You: DAMN RIGHT.

Y/N has left.

Natasha: You wanna go down there to break it up or should I?

Clint: Wait... what if another duo rises from the clay? You and I. The ultimate pot makers.

Natasha: TIME TO SHOW SOME KIDS HOW POTTERY IS DONE.

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Steve has joined.

Steve: Hey!

Steve: Oh

Steve: NOT AGAIN. STOP GETTING US BANNED FROM PLACES!

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