i love these two with all my heart
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Y/N has created a chatroom.
Y/N has added Thor, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Tony, Bruce.
You: Hey...
You: This is going to sound really weird but...
Natasha: Who did you kill and how can I help in hiding the body?
Bruce: I'll go get the acid.
Steve: Thor have mercy, I am terrified. I expect that from Natasha but not you, Bruce.
Tony: You will need an expert, Y/N: Wade.
Clint: Nah, Wade will tell you to decorate a building with the body or somethin', he literally does not care about being incognito. Natasha is your best option.
Steve: Jeez guys, really????
Thor: Have you heard of portals? Perfect for disposing of things...
Steve: STOP.
Steve: What is wrong with all of you???
You: Okay, my question is not that dark... We'll discuss the secret lives y'all are living later on but for now...
You: Remember how I never introduced any of you to my parents?
Natasha: Let me meet your mother. I must thank her for blessing me with you.
You: You might meet her soon....
You: BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW I'M AN AVENGER AT. ALL.
You: I gave her this address as my place of work to mail me stuff, but I lied about the type of work.
You: Cause, you know, secret new Avengers HQ. No one knows it's a secret HQ. What's the worst that could happen?
You: Oh, that's right. A surprise visit.
You: help me
Tony: I can't wait to meet your parents.
Steve: Me too. It would be an honor to meet them.
Natasha: I want their parent's respect and favor so if any of you try to sabotage my status as Y/N's number one best friend, we will have worse problems than how to hide a body.
Thor: :O
Thor: I MUST CLEAN FOR THIS VISIT.
Thor: BRUCE, BRING ME THE CLEANING SUPPLIES.
Bruce: Do you even know how to clean...
Thor: yes... you wipe things... with the germy killer stuff
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).