Chatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League.
Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
meanwhile, in another chat universe affected by the snap...
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Y/N has created a chatroom: snap snap u absolute mongrel
Y/N has added Thanos.
You: You do seriously surprise me.
Thanos: Thank you, Y/N. I was hoping you'd see that, I gave the snap my all.
You: You surprise me with how f e c e s you are.
Thanos: The captain still has the censor on?
You: ... yea
You: I just drank half a cup of water. Is it perfectly balanced? Is half a sandwich perfectly balanced? Two weights on a see saw balanced, huh? HUH? Your perfect balance BACKFIRED good job wiping out half the universe and then MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS MORE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ACCIDENTS. YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD, BLOODY BONKERS
You: WAS WIPING OUT HALF THE RESOURCES A PERFECTLY BALANCED IDEA? Back to square one!
You: hey panini head, are you listening to me?
Thanos: i
Thanos: i feel attacked.
Thanos: i wish you'd stop harassing me like this... you were in the 50% to live be grateful
You: It's gonna be like 20% soon left GOOD JOB WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION IF WE CAN'T RECOVER
You: YOU UTTER S H I T E
Thanos: you're so mean what's wrong
You: what
You: what's WRONG
You: I'LL MESSAGE YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG
Thanos: do you want to talk about it
You:[redacted - brought to you by Steve Rogers, creating a nurturing environment for young heroes]
Thanos: I'm sorry it had to be this way Y/N but you really forced my snap....
You: do IT. I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU
Thanos:
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You: my legs may be going but my hands are still here to type
You: WAIT TILL CAROL BEATS YO A S S WITH YOUR HOME PLANET WE'LL SEE WHO'LL BE LAUGHING THEN
