The Real Infinity War

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a/n: no spoilers. unless you didn't see the new poster that has changes to cap and widow's appearance. enjoy this alternative to infinity war with less feels.

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has added Bruce.

Tony: I have a science bro.

Tony has added Stephen.

Tony: I have an awesome facial hair bro.

Tony has added T'Challa.

Tony: I have a billionaire bro.

Tony has added Peter.

Tony: I have a kid bro.

Tony has added Y/N.

Tony: I have a best friend bro.

Tony has added Natasha.

Tony: I have a traitor bro.

Tony has added Vision.

Tony: I have a grankid bro.

Tony has added Steve.

Tony: I have an old bro.

Tony has added Rhodey.

Tony: I have a bro bro.

Tony: Get it, Rhodey? Because you're like family to me.

Rhodey: Bro.

Tony: Bro.

Stephen: Please stop. We should really be discussing our impending doom.

Tony has added Groot.

Tony: I have a kid bro for my kid bro.

Tony: Peter say hello to Groot.

Peter: Hi!

Groot: I am Groot.

Tony has added Quill.

Tony: I have a cool space dad bro.

Groot: I am Groot.

Quill: I am not old!

Quill: Teenagers these days.

Tony has added Thor.

Tony: I have a handsome bro.

Tony has added Loki.

Tony: I have an asshole bro.

Tony has blocked Loki.

You: Tony, I think that's enough.

Steve: Y/N, there's no stopping him now.

Rhodey has added Gamora, Rocket, Bucky, Scott, Clint, Wanda, Nebula, Rocket, Mantis, Sam.

Rhodey: I've defeated him. There's no one else for him to add now.

Tony: Bro...

Rhodey: I'm sorry bro.

Tony: It's okay, bro.

Rhodey: I love you, bro.

Tony: I love you too, bro.

Bruce: I love you more, bros.

Rhodey: We love you too, bro.

T'Challa: Now that everyone is here, shall we start planning our strategy on defeating...

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