a/n: no spoilers. unless you didn't see the new poster that has changes to cap and widow's appearance. enjoy this alternative to infinity war with less feels.
Tony has created a chatroom.
Tony has added Bruce.
Tony: I have a science bro.
Tony has added Stephen.
Tony: I have an awesome facial hair bro.
Tony has added T'Challa.
Tony: I have a billionaire bro.
Tony has added Peter.
Tony: I have a kid bro.
Tony has added Y/N.
Tony: I have a best friend bro.
Tony has added Natasha.
Tony: I have a traitor bro.
Tony has added Vision.
Tony: I have a grankid bro.
Tony has added Steve.
Tony: I have an old bro.
Tony has added Rhodey.
Tony: I have a bro bro.
Tony: Get it, Rhodey? Because you're like family to me.
Rhodey: Bro.
Tony: Bro.
Stephen: Please stop. We should really be discussing our impending doom.
Tony has added Groot.
Tony: I have a kid bro for my kid bro.
Tony: Peter say hello to Groot.
Peter: Hi!
Groot: I am Groot.
Tony has added Quill.
Tony: I have a cool space dad bro.
Groot: I am Groot.
Quill: I am not old!
Quill: Teenagers these days.
Tony has added Thor.
Tony: I have a handsome bro.
Tony has added Loki.
Tony: I have an asshole bro.
Tony has blocked Loki.
You: Tony, I think that's enough.
Steve: Y/N, there's no stopping him now.
Rhodey has added Gamora, Rocket, Bucky, Scott, Clint, Wanda, Nebula, Rocket, Mantis, Sam.
Rhodey: I've defeated him. There's no one else for him to add now.
Tony: Bro...
Rhodey: I'm sorry bro.
Tony: It's okay, bro.
Rhodey: I love you, bro.
Tony: I love you too, bro.
Bruce: I love you more, bros.
Rhodey: We love you too, bro.
T'Challa: Now that everyone is here, shall we start planning our strategy on defeating...
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).