Y/C/N - Your Child's Name
Bucky has created a chatroom.
Bucky has added Steve, Sam, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Tony, Wanda.
Bucky: How is Y/C/N???
Sam: You and Y/N left for your date 20 minutes ago.
Bucky: So????
Sam: IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES SINCE YOU SAW Y/C/N JFC
Bucky: Y/N and I are coming back home.
Wanda: Relax! We are competent aunts and uncles.
Clint: THOR BROKE THE TV AGAIN BECAUSE HE LOST IN MARIO KART. AGAIN.
Wanda: Well, most of us are.
Bucky: I left all the emergency numbers written down and Y/N wrote a list on how to look after Y/C/N. Please follow it.
Natasha: Please go and enjoy your date with Y/N before I shoot you.
Bucky: All of their toys are in the lounge. They like the Hulk plushie the most.
Bruce: That's right, ya'll hear that? My plushie.
Bucky: Vision and Thor are not allowed to fly with Y/C/N, that goes for you too, Sam! And Tony!
Steve: Bucky. Enough.
Bucky: If you can't handle looking after Y/C/N, please leave them with Diana. We trust her.
Steve: I have been babysitting this team for years. I think I can babysit my godchild.
Tony: Our godchild.
Bucky has been disconnected because Y/N has had enough of him being on his phone.
Clint: Whose turn is it to look after Y/C/N now?
Wanda: Mine! Hand em over, Steve.
Steve: but ... i dont want to
Tony: DIANA'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE
Sam: HOW DO Y/N AND BUCKY MANAGE
Steve: IT'S BEDTIME BUT Y/C/N WON'T GO TOSLEEP Y/C/N HATES BEDTIME WHAT TO DO
Natasha: Guys, guys, calm down! We can handle this!
Tony: HOW DO I CONTACT DIANA AND MAKE HER TAKE THIS BEAUTIFUL CHILD WHOM I LOVE VERY MUCH AWAY
Clint: THE CLOAK OF LEVITATION IS DOING A BETTER JOB AT BABYSITTING Y/C/N THAN US
Wanda: Get that thing away from Y/C/N!
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