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Black Friday

Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Y/N, Thor, Vision, Clint, Peter, Wanda.

Tony: How's it going? Are your disguises still on?

Wanda: We just got here five minutes ago. Do you really think we'd get into trouble so quickly?

Clint: ... I would.

Y/N: We need to talk about Thor's disguise.

Tony: What about it?

Peter: Tell him, Thor.

Thor: I am disguised as John Cena so nobody can see me.

Tony: What

Tony: Did Steve really let you on the jet dressed as John Cena?

Thor: He did not see me.

Vision: This is true. Rogers did not get to check on Thor before we departed for the mall.

Wanda: Peter and Y/N are laughing so hard, they look like they might pass out. I am not carrying them back to the jet.

Tony: Can you blame them?!

Peter: Where's Thor?

Y/N: We can't see him.

Thor: I am right beside you!

Peter: We've lost him.

Y/N: He must be around here.

Thor: I am right here!! Can you not hear me too?!

Peter: We should look around.

Y/N: Yeah, he couldn't have gone far.

Thor: They truly cannot see me. This disguise is more powerful than I thought!

Tony: ... Just don't get into any trouble, okay? And don't wander too far from the mall! And make sure you're always with someone!

Peter: Yes, mom.

Y/N: Whatever you saaaaaaay.

Wanda: We'll be fine.

Clint: Yeah, I'm watching over em.

Clint: ...

Clint: LIKE A HAWK!

Thor: HAHA! NICE ONE BARTON!

Vision: Mr. Stark, Wanda is using her powers to obtain her desired items from people!

Tony: Don't do that!

Wanda: I will not forget this betrayal.

Wanda: This is a WAR-ZONE! Everything goes!

Tony: Wanda, you're grounded.

Wanda: It was the last red jacket I wanted! The rest were in black!

Thor: Tony, did I not see you get into a fight over a waffle maker just now?

Peter: I can't believe you, Mr. Stark! You lecture us but you're the one getting into trouble!

Tony: IT WAS A GOOD DEAL! I ALMOST HAD IT FROM WAYNE BUT THEN T'CHALLA HAD TO SWOOP IN AND RUN OFF WITH IT!

Peter: The three of you are billionaires, since when are either of you interested in discounts?!