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( medieval au! bc i really like au's & hope you do too!! ♡ )
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Tony has written a letter.
Tony has sent pigeons to Clint, Y/N, Bruce, Steve, Scott, Bucky.
Tony: Greetings there peasants. It's me, ye Lord.
Tony: It's fallen upon me to deliver some dire news.
Tony: The king has raised taxes once more.
Steve: Again? I can barely manage paying my current taxes.
Tony: Yeah, you owe 1085 gold coins. Pay up soon or you will be hanged.
Steve: Please, give me more time...
Tony: It's been five years.
Bruce: Steve's a tax evader...
Bruce: BURN THE WITCH.
You: Brother Bruce, please... Have you no shame? Throwing false accusations like this!
Clint: lord tony please.... i cannot afford another tax increase
Tony: I can't do anything about it.
Clint: i have not eaten in four days...
Scott: People are dying of the plague and you want us to pay more taxes???
Scott: which, by the way, is it normal to cough up your insides? asking for my neighbor
Tony: NOT ME. THE KING. HE IS TO BLAME.
Bucky: Your mother was a cow, and so are you.
Tony has sent a pigeon to Natasha.
Tony: Arrest this man.
Bucky: I have done NOTHING wrong.
Natasha: The jails are full. We can have him sent to the stocks?
Bruce: OH YES
Tony: Lovely.
Bucky: Wow...
Bruce: I have some rotten fruits that need to be thrown.
Clint: hey i could eat those..
Steve: I am but a mere blacksmith.
You: ... okay??? goddarn creep
Scott: Will you ever shut up about being a blacksmith?
Steve: When you start farming edible vegetables I will.
Scott: Do not mock my skills of the crop.
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