Chatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League.
Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
Clint: Hi there, spaghetti wielding, meatball mashing, sauce slipping person.
Wade: That was one time and if you mention it to y/n I will tell everyone about your little rendezvous in the McDonalds parking lot at 4am where you made out with a cone of ice cream.
Clint: LISTEN, DO NOT SHAME ME FOR HOW I EAT ICE CREAM
Wade: We both know the truth.
Pietro: hello greasy old man and less greasy old man
Clint: Don't you have like... a bedtime?
Wade: Clint, don't be ridiculous.
Wade: The dead have no bedtime... as it's permanent.
Pietro: i will destroy everyone and everything you love
Wade: But I love you.
Clint: And you love,
Clint has added Y/N.
Pietro: what kind of monster do you think of me... i would never hurt y/n.... you're sick clint. sick
Y/N has added Bruce.
You: The three of you? In the same chat? Bruce, you're on damage control.
Bruce: CURSED CHAT WITH CURSED PEOPLE. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
Bruce has left the chat.
You: why
Pietro: there are no responsible people here, y/n, you really are on your own. good luck
Clint: I am very responsible.
Wade: Sure you are, ice cream fcker.
You: Since when do you type swear words like that?
Wade: Since there are children on your team.
You: Bc fck and fcker are so hard for Peter to figure out what they are.
Wade: I meant Pietro since he's currently on the chat, but yes Peter too.
Pietro: listen here you old man i am not a child i am a grown man i have done adult things like taxes
Clint: That's exactly what a child pretending to be an adult would say.
You: You have never done taxes in your life, Pietro.
Wade has added Peter.
Wade: Decipher: fck and fcker - so I may prove a point to Y/N.
Peter: uh
Peter: these words...
Peter: You see...
Peter: They are...
Clint: I am an ADULT. And I am PATROLLING this chat. Choose WISELY. What would make Tony DISAPPROVE?
Wade: What are they, Peter?
Peter:
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