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Tony | Pranks

Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has invited Clint, Sam, Pietro.

Thor: Confess now, pranksters! Which one of you – I can't even bare to speak of the villainous act!

Thor: We are brethren! I did not expect this from any of you. How could you do this to me? Monsters!

Sam: ... Chill.

Pietro: As much as I would love to take credit for whatever happened, I can't.

Thor: THAT LEAVES YOU, BARTON!

Clint: Wait, you can't just assume I did whatever it is! Which is what, by the way?

Thor: You know full well what! You will pay for this.

Pietro: R.I.P in peace, old man.

Clint: It's R.I.P or just rest in peace!

Pietro: I said that?

Sam: Oh my god.

Thor: How shall I deal with you, Barton? Justice must be done!

Pietro: FLOG HIM WITH ALL THE ROTTEN FOOD YOU HOARD!

Clint: YOU LIL TURD, I'LL GET YOU IF I SURVIVE!

Sam: Damn, Clint. You must have done something really bad to piss Thor off this much.

Clint: I swear, I'm innocent!

Sam: You are as innocent as Tony.

Thor: You three are the only pranksters foolish enough to do such a thing!

Pietro: What did he do? Dye your hair? Paint Mjolnir?

Thor: Something far worse than anything that you could possibly imagine!

Sam: Before we start pelting Clint  with rotten tomatoes like he's BvS, let's just ask Tony to check the camera footage?

Thor: Clint, you shall now stand trial.

Clint has added Tony.

Clint: Can you please check the compounds footage to see if I did something that would insult Thor?

Tony: What am I looking for?

Clint: Little miss sunshine here won't tell us.

Thor: DO NOT SPEAK, TRAITOR!

Tony: ... Okay so something really bad.

Tony: Clint, why would you do that?!

Pietro: HE'S GUILTY!

Clint: DO WHAT?? STOP MAKING THIS WORSE PIETRO!

Thor: So it was you!

Tony: And Sam, I didn't think you would stoop so low! Why would you help Clint?

Sam: Me?! Hell. No. I'm being set up!

Clint: So am I!

Thor: You dare stand by my side in battle? And then do this?! And you, Sam... I did not take you as a man of such dishonorable actions!

Sam: It was Tony!

Clint: Of course it was Tony!

Pietro: It may be Tony but who cares?  As long as you take the blame :)))