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New Avenger

Thor has created a chatroom: What doth we think of Lady Y/N?

Thor has invited Clint, Bruce, Tony, Natasha, Steve.

Clint: Are we gossiping? We're so gossiping.

Thor: I merely wish to know your opinions of her.

Clint: GOSSIP

Thor: Wherefore art thee like this?

Steve: I think she's a very intelligent woman with exceptional fighting skills who makes a great addition to our team. Not only is she a remarkable agent, she is a lovely person too, very sweet!

Tony: yes

Steve: Really, Tony? That's ALL you have to say?

Tony: You already said everything there is to say??? Jeez. I agree with you.

Natasha: She's like sunshine embodied...

Clint: Natasha and Steve ARE IN LOVE with Y/N. SPREAD THE GOSSIP! It's a LOVE TRIANGLE.

Thor: Cease this unbecoming behavior right now!

Natasha: Never change, Clint.

Bruce: I agree with Nat. It's so nice having Y/N around!

Clint: LOVE SQUARE!

Thor: IT'S TIME TO STOP.

Clint: NO.

Thor: YES.

Clint: ... NO. Huh! Italicized and bolded, beat that!

Thor: Hmmm... Let's see ... THEE SHALT CEASE ACTING LIKE THIS OR I WILT ANNIHILATE THY GAMING BOX AT ONCE!

Clint: Look, he has threatened my LIFE in front of you all!

Steve: Simmer down, Barton.

Bruce: So, Clint, what do you think of Y/N?

Clint: I think she's great. Love having her around. She's always so positive and cheerful, which makes me feel the same way. And it's nice, to not have to deal with the gloom that surrounds us sometimes.

Natasha: Clint is IN LOVE with Y/N. SPREAD THE GOSSIP!

Clint: Nicely played.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Oh, what have we here? Fresh gossip.

Clint: See?!

Wade: Since we're discussing our new teammate, may I add my opinion?

Bruce: You're not part of the team.

Wade: Denial first, acceptance later.

Steve: You were saying?

Wade: She's a damn angel. Have you seen her smile? She's sweeter than my body covered in syrup.

Natasha: Bye, Wade. It was nice talking with you.

Thor: Lady Natasha lies. It was scarring as always.

Tony has blocked Wade.

Clint: Ahhh I love Wade.

Bruce: Clint is IN LOVE with Wade. SPREAD THE GOSSIP.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: Um, okay. I see how it is.