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Princess Clint

Vision has created a chatroom.

Vision has invited Wanda, Scott, T'Challa, Clint.

Vision: Kindly send assistance to Y/N's room right away. Make haste.

Wanda: What happened?!

T'Challa: On my way, I may or may not have pushed Bucky out of the way and he fell quite hard. Minor casualty.

Vision: You cannot inform the others. I fear for their sanity as well.

Vision: Y/N is making me watch Disney movies. Thor has managed to escape. The coward!

T'Challa: That's what you need help with?!

Wanda: T'Challa hurt Bucky because we thought you and Y/N were in danger!

T'Challa: I would've pushed him either way so it's not a problem really. Gives me an excuse actually.

Wanda: Oh. Okay then.

Clint: I'm sorry Vision, but we cannot help you. We've all been through the whole Disney movie marathon. SUFFER LIKE THE REST OF US!

Scott: I thought you liked it! I did...

T'Challa: Luckily I do not have to go through it.

Vision: You're next.

T'Challa: ... I have duties to my country. I will not have the time.

Scott: That's what we all thought. Y/N will find a way to make you watch the movies.

T'Challa: Oh, look at that. The Dora Milaje have decided to be near me at all times. Hahahaha. Who could have ordered that?

Vision: Magical flying carpets are a terrible form of transportation. First there is the health risks and then the possibility of dead insects on you. I do not understand why it would be used.

Scott: R.I.P my children ...

T'Challa: I thought you were only fond of ants?

Scott: CAN A MAN NOT LOVE ALL INSECTS?

T'Challa: Not when he starts throwing funerals for them.

Wanda: It was a mistake Scott. I really did not see Antony The Second.

Scott: He was so young...

Vision has added Loki.

Vision: You have a strong resemblance to Scar.

Loki: I am nothing like that mutt! Who told you that?! Was it Y/N?

Scott: He's having "The Marathon."

Loki: I may have caused the New York incident, impersonated Odin, killed Phil, faked my death, tried to murder my brother, decimated a small town, annihilated tons of people and let the Frost Giants into Asgard but I would NEVER wish that upon anyone! I would rather make love to a bligesnipe than endure that.

Wanda: I thought the God Of Mischief would be a better liar. You loved watching the movies with Y/N, Pietro and I. Also, don't you father a child from a horse? Seems like you wouldn't hesitate to love a bligesnipe.

Loki: Silence, you blasphemous wench!

Wanda: I won't hesitate to inflict pain upon you.

T'Challa: I see your training with Natasha is paying off. This is a new side to you.

Wanda: Thanks. Nat suggested I specifically target Loki as part of my intimidation training.