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T'Challa has created a chatroom.

T'Challa has added Y/N, Steve, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, Scott.

T'Challa: Please come collect your trash.

Wanda: Which trash pile do you mean?

Bucky: We have many.

Sam: Name? So we can send a dumpster for the appropriate garbage.

Scott: I don't get it?

Sam: We mean villains, tic tac.

Scott: Ohhh! I guess it could be one of my villains?

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: The only villain you have is a can of bug spray.

Vision has left the chat.

Y/N: unecessary.

T'Challa: Stop recycling your trash. By that, I mean I don't want them in Wakanda.

Wanda: We don't choose where they go off terrorizing people.

T'Challa: I wish it was doing that...

Steve: Hang on now, just who do you mean? We'll head on over now to stop them but we need to know who we're going up against.

T'Challa had added DARK CHAOS MASTER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION.

Steve: You can keep him. We don't want him back.

Y/N: ahhh this explains a lot now

DARK CHAOS MASTER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION: Greetings, Avengers! It is I, the menacing one! I see the mighty Black Panther needs your help to stop me. I am unstoppable.

Y/N: oh hey richard

DARK CHAOS MASTER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION: Y/N! My favorite hero to fight, how do you do?

Y/N has changed DARK CHAOS MASTER OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION to Richard.

T'Challa: I can't fight him nor can I arrest him for being annoying. Come get him.

Y/N: Challenge him to something. He hates losing.

Richard: More than I hate James' haircut!

Wanda: One time when I beat him in chess he collapsed to the floor, crying. I had to call his mum.

Richard: Did you like the cookies my mother baked for you?

Sam: Once a droplet from a fairly harmless chemical Bruce was using splashed on his shirt, he fully believed he was going to die and wrote out a will.

Richard: My life flashed before my very eyes.

Steve: We can't arrest him, we just tolerate him.

Richard: I am a true fiend!

T'Challa: I can't run a country and babysit a wannabe villain. Do something. He's your problem.

Wanda: I nominate Bucky as tribute.

Bucky: Why me?!

Sam: I second it.

Steve: Have fun, Buck.

Bucky: Can't Scott come with?

Scott: Richard seems cooler than all of you so I'm in.

Richard: A battle! James and Scott, watch out!

Bucky: end my misery

Y/N: Just don't piss Richard off.