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Thor has created a chatroom: cape friends

Thor has added Clark, Bruce, Vision.

Clark: Hello, Thor :)

Thor: Salutations! We are all cape wearing heroes, tis that not rather amazing?

Bruce: ... it's not a cape, it's a long cowl.

Clark: You have a cape, Bruce.

Bruce: IT'S A COWL!

Vision: My cape was inspired by you, Thor.

Thor: I know, and I am flattered!

Bruce: Cowl.

Clark: Cape.

Thor: Why does he deny his cape? :(

Clark: You've upset him, Bruce!

Bruce: He's fine!

Thor: do you not like capes man of bats? :(

Clark: Look at what you've done!

Bruce: I love my cape, Thor. I love yours too, the color is lovely.

Thor: That is most great!!!!

Clark: can lois and i adopt you

Vision: There will be no adopting Thor. You must build an immunity to his cuteness.

Clark: But that's almost impossible!

Bruce: No, it's not.

Thor: am i not cute, man of bats? :(

Bruce: DAMMIT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Clark: So you do have a heart.

Vision: Oh, my.

Bruce: Come to the roof, Clark. I just want to talk.

Clark has added Diana.

Clark: protect me from him

Thor: Hello again, Diana!

Diana: Hello, Thor!

Clark: diana pls he's texting me pictures of kryptonite now

Bruce: diana don't listen to him

Clark: diana i am in fear for my life

Bruce: diana he's lying

Clark: diana i can hear him laughing to himself and whispering threats to me

Bruce: diana clark is abusing his superhearing

Diana: diana has had enough

Diana has left the chat.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Thor: HELLO Y/N

You: Hey Thor!

Vision: Y/N, did you know Clark's weakness is kryptonite and dead memes?

You: ... I did not.

Vision: And Mr. Wayne's weakness is... everything.

You: Aha....

Vision: Some lovely information that I think we should save for the future.

Clark: ... are you planning on trying to murder us or something because that's what it sounds like