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Wanda | Haunted House

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Tony has added Y/N, Bruce, Wanda, Thor, Natasha, Steve, Clint, Pietro.

Tony: Get ready! We're going to a haunted house.

Pietro: gonna fight some ghosts

Clint: Don't fight your kind.

Pietro: gonna fight clint

Steve: Why are we going to a haunted house?

Tony: Gotta get into that Halloween spirit.

Steve: It's SEPTEMBER.

Tony: It's Pre Halloween, you heathen.

Bruce: I thought you'd understand his love for Halloween considering you're the same but for Christmas.

You: Steve buys all his gifts months before.

Natasha: He also starts decorating early.

Clint: Tony is justified, since Halloween isn't that far away. But you, Steve? You're some Christmas elf.

Steve: I have my reasons! And are you telling me none of you buy gifts months before?!

Pietro: no one does that but u

Steve: ???? But the Christmas rush makes it impossible to get gifts!!! Especially if it's last minute. What if you forget to buy the gift?? What if it's sold out???? What if it breaks???

Pietro: permission to block him?

Clint: Denied... Sadly.

Thor: Why must we visit a haunted house? That does not seem safe nor fun. It is best to leave restless spirits alone.

Natasha: It's not an actual haunted house. He means those fake ones we went to last Halloween.

You: Remember, the one where you nearly killed the person dressed as a Zombie?

Thor: He was about to attack your beloved!

Wanda: He was acting. It was a jumpscare.

Thor: Ah, I see. It explains why Wanda was so calm... Does this mean Clint's scream was one of fear, and not a war cry?

Pietro: yes he lied

Tony: Btw, the haunted house is actually haunted.

You: Wait, what? Listen, I've watched horror movies, and I am NOT going to end up like those brave souls who decide to go investigate.

Tony: Why not take it to the next level? And, you'll be fine!

Bruce: Please note, that Tony hired actors, like last years haunted house, but they think it's a normal one, so don't start screaming that the place is haunted or mistaking them for one of the real ghosts.

Pietro: awww yes i want to piss off some ghosts and fake ghosts

Thor: THAT IS UNWISE, YOUNG ONE.

Pietro: my sister is quite good at exorcisims and the like

Wanda: My brother is right.

You: One of our dates involved a possession.

Bruce: Really?!

Wanda: Yes, our waiter decided to mess with things he did not understand.