Wade has created a chatroom.
Wade has added Loki.
Wade: Hello, you beautiful snowman.
Wade: Do you know what time it is?
Loki: Ah, Wade. I was wondering what had befallen you. You're late for your weekly threats.
Wade: You won't believe the traffic on the highway.
Loki: You have a car now?
Wade: No.
Loki: That explains the news. Now, on with the threats. I've grown fond of them.
Wade: That defeats the purpose of them, you monster! Now I have to throw away my list and redo them.
Wade: I will KILL YOU.
Wade: With love if you love and support my Y/N.
Loki: Please, stop. I preferred the times my life was in danger.
Wade: I will injure you.
Wade: With soft hugs if you treat my Y/N well.
Loki: I don't want physical contact with you!
Wade: I will drown you.
Wade: In kisses if you protect and care for my Y/N.
Loki: I am disgusted!!!!!!
Wade: I will suffocate you.
Wade: With my friendship if you remain a faithful GAGG boyfriend GAGGGGG to my Y/N.
Loki: I don't want to be your friend! Your threats are having the opposite affect, you fool! But the jest is upon you, for I shall endure all of that just for her!
Wade: HA! You passed this test. Till next time.
Wade: Which is Thursday, 7pm. In the chat.
Loki has added Y/N to the chat.
Loki: My love, I know you are fond of this man child that you have taken under your wing, but perhaps it is time to put him up for adoption?
Wade: First of all,
Wade: I never asked for my siblings to be a horse, a wolf, and some chick that likes to bully Thor, okay.
Loki: What are you talking about?!?!
Wade: Never mind, I don't think those relations carry over to the MCU.
You: ... tell me more.
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: Y/N
Pietro: hello
Pietro: hello Y/N
You: Yes, hi, hello, Pietro.
Pietro: can you pls tell clint to stop calling me a filthy milk drinker
Wade: do you mind, mom is divorcing dad
Pietro: omg no what did stepdemon dad do
Loki: WHAT
You: Every day I thank the heavens for a best friend like you, Wade.
Loki: He is more like a curse from hell.
Wade: I am both, at the same time, bby. kiss kiss, stab stab
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
