Tony has created a chatroom.
Tony has added Bruce.
Tony: Silence the mutt or I will silence him... Permanently!
Bruce: You know how he gets when it's a full moon. Have some mercy for the pup!
Tony: He's been howling for 2 hours straight! Y/N and Peter are exhausted from their trip and he's going to awake them!
Bruce: If they suffered through 2 hours of howling, I doubt they'll awaken soon.
Sam has joined the chat.
Sam: Hey, wanna go beat up a mob boss with me?
Tony: Excuse me... What?
Sam: I contacted one of my fairy pals and got some information regarding Steve - he's under a spell to do the Red Skull's bidding.
Bruce: I knew it!
Tony: We will gladly help. Just let me get my fly swatter.
Sam: Is Bucky in mid transformation or fully transformed already?
Bruce: Mid transformation, so please be careful around him.
Sam has added Bucky.
Sam: WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
Bucky: BUCKY IS
Sam: WANNA PLAY FETCH WITH FAIRIES?
Bucky: YES YES YES
Tony: This is just shameful, really.
Sam has added Thor.
Sam: We're going to be gone for a while. Gonna get old Steve back.
Bruce: I trust you will watch over Y/N and the fledgling?
Tony: There's blood in the fridge if Peter's hungry. His powers might get a bit erratic so... Good luck!
Tony has left the chat.
Thor: Old Steve? At long last! Let me just dry off and I shall check on the young vampire and our human.
Bruce: You went swimming?
Thor: Yes, in the pond in Tony's castle grounds.
Bruce: Haha... you swam in it... Ha...
Bruce has left the chat.
Sam: Damn, dude. I know you need water to survive but... Where do you think Bruce disposes of Bucky's "accidental" victims?
Sam has left the chat.
Bucky: BUCKY BITE TOO HARD BUT BRUCE SAY BUCKY IS DO GOOD
Bucky has been disconnected.
Thor: WHAT IS WRONG WITH BRUCE? WHY IS HE ENCOURAGING BUCKY? THAT IS BAD DOG PARENTING!
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Hey, man. Where's everyone going?
Clint: Aww why didn't Sam invite me?!
Thor: What will you do? Haunt the fairies into boredom so they lift the spell from Steve?
Clint: And he didn't invite you bc all you'd do is splash them with water, Ariel :)
Clint: Oh, and Aqua-man is cooler than you, you Neptune wannabe :)
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
