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Clint | Congratulations, it's a boy!

Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N, Thor, Tony, Nat, Bruce, Clint.

Steve: I am with child

Thor: Congratulations, Steven! I must say I am surprised. I did not think it is possible. I will have to ask Jane about this... Who is the father?

Tony: This explains why you were so cranky today, Cap.

Bruce: Oh my god. Thor, Steve can't get pregnant.

Thor: But he is with child?

Steve: No, Thor! I'm not pregnant! I am with a child in the training room and I don't know where he came from* Is what I meant to say. This phone is too small to type properly.

Y/N: Bruce shall we explain where babies come from since Steve is expecting?

Steve: Seriously, which one of you brought a kid to the base? You know it's not safe!

Tony: Not me.

Nat: Are you sure the baby isn't yours, Tony?

Tony: What are you implying?

Nat: Oh you know.

Tony: ... What does he look like, Spangles?

Tony: NO WAIT HOW WOULD HE HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE BASE, NONE OF MY EXES WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

Steve: Can one of you please watch over him?

Y/N: Why can't you watch over him?

Steve: I need to find his parents and Bucky and Sam aren't doing a very good job.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: HELP US PLEASE

Bucky: TAKE THIS CHILD AWAY

Bucky: HE THINK IT'S FUNNY TO CHASE SAM AND I WITH SNOT ON HIS TINY LITTLE FINGERS

Y/N: Awww does he have a cold?

Tony: Record it!

Bucky: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SOMEONE COME TAKE HIM AWAY!

Bruce: I can't. I don't want to risk hulking out. I'll bring by some stuff for his cold but then I'm leaving.

Bucky has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Thor: Oh, what's that?! Loki is back to his villainous ways! I must stop him!

Y/N: No he's not!

Thor: ARRRGH HE HAS CAST A SLEEPING CURSE UPON ME!

Y/N: Loki is with me right now and he says stop acting like an imbecile.

Thor: OOOOOH! It is all an illusion! AAAAH! Magic! He's not really there! You have been fooled. A TRICK!

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: COWARD!

Tony: I would love to babysit but...

Tony: Who am I kidding? I wouldn't. Bye!

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Unbelievable.

Nat: They're basically kids themselves. It's actually good they won't babysit.