a/n: All translations are done using google translate, which gives pretty incorrect translations most of the time.
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Wanda has created a chatroom.
Wanda has added Pietro.
Wanda: Buy me those boots I showed you.
Pietro: what
Wanda: Buy me the red boots.
Pietro: how...
Wanda: With money.
Pietro: i have never held money in my life
Wanda: I know T'Challa and Stark gave you a spending limit so do it.
Pietro: but i'm nowhere near the store
Wanda: Sam told me you're at the mall.
Pietro: dammit
Pietro: so you couldn't just text me and tell me
Pietro: instead you make a chatroom and broadcast our family affairs to the whole team
Pietro: do u know how hard it is to keep it a secret that im at the mall, wanda
Pietro: now everyone will know
Wanda: You left my last text on read. You deserve this.
Pietro: unleash chaos just bc i didn't respond to that picture of vision?!?!?!?!
Pietro: i want a new sister
Wanda: You're adopted.
Pietro: WE'RE TWINS
Bucky has joined the chat.
Bucky: Hey, Maximoffs.
Bucky: Pietro, think you can pick me up some lunch? Heard you're at the mall.
Pietro: do u mind my sister and i are in the middle of something
Wanda: Buy me the boots.
Pietro: no.
Wanda: Buy me the boots.
Pietro: no.
Wanda: You're so annoying!
Pietro: you're more annoying!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda: Kúp mi tie zatracené topánky. (Buy me the damn boots you creature.)
Pietro: adoptovaní bratia nemajú žiadnu výhodu pre stredné sestry (adopted brothers do no favors for mean sisters)
Bucky: я говорю по-русски (I speak russian hello)
Wanda: I'm never buying you anything ever again.
Pietro: well guess who's not getting the boots
Wanda: PIETRO I AM ASKING FOR ONE THING
Pietro: ya so not my problem
Bucky: Why are you two fighting? I thought the Maximoff siblings had an unbreakable bond.
Wanda: We do. If anyone hurts Pietro, I will tear them apart limb from limb.
Pietro: she is a pain but i would die for my sister
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ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom
FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
