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Bucky | Anniversary

Sam has created a chatroom: GOODBYE, U LIL 💩

Sam has invited Steve, Y/N, Nat, Wanda.

Y/N: What's up with the name of the chatroom?

Sam: A GOOD DAY TODAY.

Sam: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Sam: WHO WANTS TO GO OUT AND CELEBRATE?

Y/N: Is it your birthday?

Steve: I didn't know you could name the chatroom...

Steve: Sam who are you saying goodbye to? Are you calling us 💩 ?!

Sam: No. and NO. Y/N, I thought you knew when my birthday was?

Y/N: ... I do.

Y/N: bird man #2, what's going on?

Nat: Lol, I'm changing Clint's name in my phone to Bird Man #1.

Sam: I have lost someone on this day.

Sam: I never thought the day would come that I'd never seem them again.

Sam: I could cry.

Wanda: Who...?

Steve: They died?!

Sam: TEARS OF JOY!

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Um guys

Nat: So who is it?!

Sam: He was an old man.

Bruce: Where's Barnes?

Sam: He was kinda ugly too.

Bruce: Seriously, his stuff is here, but I can't find him.

Sam: He had poor hygiene.

Bruce: BARNES IS MISSING. I REPEAT. BARNES. IS. MISSING.

Sam: YES HE IS! THANK YOU, GOD!

Y/N: What do you mean he's missing?!

Steve: NOT AGAIN!

Nat: Clint says,"Leave a trail of plums leading into one of the cells. You will catch him."

Wanda: lol

Y/N: lol

Sam: lol

Bruce: lol

Steve: CAN YOU PEOPLE KNOCK IT OFF?!

Y/N: I'm worried too! He's my boyfriend! But he probably just went out for a walk or something.

Steve: Last time he "went for a walk or something" he became the most wanted man alive.

Nat: Good point... I'd really prefer to not have a repeat of that.

Sam: SO, PARTY AT MY PLACE OR THE TOWER? OR THE BASE? YOU KNOW I DON'T REALLY CARE WHERE WE HAVE THE PARTY, I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE THE LOSS OF BUCKY.

Steve has changed the chatroom name: MISSION: FIND BUCKY

Sam: No.

Sam has left the chat.

Nat: Are we really sure he could be in trouble?

Wanda: Maybe he was kidnapped?