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Scott has created a chatroom.
Scott has added Natasha.
Scott: Hey, Nat. What are you up to on this miserable day we call a Monday?
Natasha: Sippin wine, got a facemask on, reading classified files. Chillin'.
Natasha: And you, Scott? Bad day, huh?
Scott: The worst. :[
Natasha: Join my Wine Grandma antics. Bring snacks. Tell me everything.
Scott: Ooooh cheeses, I'll get em. You want anything specific?
Natasha: I'm in the mood for garlic bread.
Scott: Cool!!
Wade has joined the chat.
Wade: What the shit.
Wade: Natasha, where is my invite to the Wine Grandma club?
Wade: Have you seen my face? It's more shriveled up than a 180 year old. I qualify.
Natasha: You can come too, I guess.
Scott: Oh, this is so cool. We're a friendship support group that drinks wine on awful days. I love this.
Wade: You won't believe the day I just had.
Scott: Oh, same, same.
Natasha: You boys know where to find me in the compound. Invite Hope too, Scott.
Scott: YES I am loving this. Thank you so much, Nat.
Wade: Can I bring a plus one too?
Natasha: Al? Yes.
Wade: She's more of a Beer and Crack Grandma but I think she'll fit in.
Scott: how is she still alive with that combination
Wade: I have no idea and it terrifies me. What is she made of? Besides old lady-ness.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder.
Tony: I was caught.
Scott: Is it storming? I don't hear anything.
Tony: pour me a glass, romanoff... scott thinks his day was bad? he has no idea what i've been through
Wade: To the kids reading this, WAIT TILL YOU'RE 21.
Wade: I am being forced by the author to be "responsible" and "a good role model" by sending that message, so follow it or my suffering is for nothing.
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ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom
FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).