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Infernal Summon

fic concept: on another earth, the avengers are evil [bc pepper dies etc--- something bad happens that turns them evil one by one, or something corrupts them], and have taken over. for some reason, they decide one earth isn't enough for them, and then boom, our avengers fighting their evil counterparts. thanos on the evil earth didn't last 10 seconds bc the avengers there had no moral struggle with just ending him on the spot lmaO 

ya'll i have too many books to update but I REALLY LOVE THIS FIC IDEA... if no one wants to write it, i will? if ya'll would read it??? but if someone decides to write it BLESS U

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Bruce has created a chatroom.

Bruce has added Loki.

Bruce: Hey.

Bruce: Hey!

Bruce: HEY.

Loki: ... yes?

Bruce: What's with the demon in the kitchen?!?!?

Loki: Hmm yes what IS with the demon in the kitchen? Because this is the first time I'm hearing of such a thing.

Bruce: Don't play coy with me.

Loki: I only "play" coy when I'm a damsel in distress, but even then it's not that hard to get what I want (;

Bruce: ??????

Bruce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I WANT IT GONE

Loki: And I want a leisurely day of doing nothing but we all can't get what we want, can we?

Bruce: I will MURDER YOU

Bruce: Sorry. . . That wasn't right.

Bruce: The damn horned menace is eating my breakfast and tap dancing on the counter. I am TOO OLD, TOO TIRED, and TOO WEARY to handle any of this.

Bruce: Please, just do something. ANYTHING.

Loki: I sympathize. You know back home, I had a demon of my own that did the exact same things. It gobbled whole roasted chickens, terrorized the cooks, had the ugliest face you could imagine with the body of a repulsive, oversized worm.

Thor has joined the chat.

Loki: Look, there it is!

Thor: use your bippity boppity magic and banish the thing

Loki: I've never been so offended before.

Bruce: Your brother raises a point. What kind of "sorcerer" are you if you can't handle a demon?

Thor: bruce i think stephen is better skilled to handle such. . . simple matters. it is clearly too much for loki.

Loki: I know what you are trying to do and it's not going to work.