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Bucky | Suspense

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Clint, Nat, Sam.

Y/N: Listen up. We have a mission. That mission is to get a date for Bucky.

Nat: Sam volunteers.

Sam: I don't!

Clint: hahaha

Tony: Ugh

Y/N: This is serious! He looks like a lost puppy most of the time.

Y/N: He needs a date!

Tony: 1. Bucky looks fine. 2. Why don't you date him?

Y/N: Me?! Don't be ridiculous.

Y/N: He doesn't like me.

Y/N: CANDIDATES?!

Nat: He's only like a lost puppy when you're not around. And when you are, he just follows you everywhere, like a puppy.

Clint: I think Steve might even be jealous of all the time you spend with Buck The Pup.

Tony: No, just no. Call him Bucky.

Sam: What I've learned here today is that, James Buchanan Barnes, former soldier of the 107th Infantry Regiment and the Howling Commandos, the deadly Winter Soldier, our very own RoboCop, a highly trained Hydra assassin, the man who tried to kill me, Steve, Natasha and many others... is a puppy.

Y/N: Yes.

Clint: Pretty much.

Sam: I've never laughed this much before. Thank you.

Tony: Y/N, do you still want us to find a date for him?

Y/N: Yes...

Clint: I know someone. She's Bucky's type.

Y/N: Who?

Clint: She's A LOT like you. Similar personality and she could pass as your sister. Well, ALMOST his type. BUT A VERY CLOSE MATCH.

Y/N: She seems nice! So can you ask her?

Nat: Flew over her head like Sam. Gone. Just like that. She didn't even notice.

Tony: And we call Thor the oblivious one.

Y/N: What?

Nat: Nothing

Tony: Nothing

Y/N has added Steve.

Y/N: Any ideas?

Steve: Y/N NO, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE THE ONE

Steve: uh

Y/N: ...?

Steve: I mean you're the one to find him a date but, Bucky likes someone already.

Tony: Nice save there, Cap.

Tony: Not.

Clint: It's fine, she won't even notice.

Y/N: What are you guys talking about?!

Clint: See.

Nat: Why doesn't Tony just throw a party and we take it from there?

Tony: Y/N, you can't come though.