ASSEMBLE ✦ avengers chatroom

Run Barry, Run

A/N: in continuation with the chat "Justice League, Meet the Avengers." Also, new 52 Diana references. What would you like in more of the crossovers?

Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has added Diana.

Thor: Greetings Princess Diana of Themyscira, Daughter of Hippolyta, God of War.

Diana: Greetings, Prince Thor of Asgard, Son of Odin, God Of Thunder.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint has added Oliver.

Clint: Greetings Oliver Queen, Man of Green Arrows.

Oliver: Greetings Clint Barton, Eye of The Hawk.

Thor: Do not mock our titles.

Diana: That is very improper of you, Ollie.

Thor: Barton, your title is more like Slumbering Coffee Monster of Avengers Compound.

Diana: And Ollie, yours is Angsty Island Man of Justice League Watch Tower.

Clint: They got us good, Queen.

Oliver: I am wounded from their insults.

Thor: Lady Diana, Lady Y/N informs me that you too have a member of your family with murderous tendencies.

Diana: Everyone on my father's side has murderous tendencies. Family gatherings almost always end in a fist fight.

Thor: Would your family wish to take my brother in? Our pantheons may be different but I feel like he may fit in well among them.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor, stop trying to get rid of me!

Diana: A compelling offer. I will agree on the grounds that you take one of my siblings as well.

Thor: I accept, who is the least likely to murder me and steal my right as future king of Asgard?

Loki has added Y/N.

Loki: Y/N! Do something! He is bartering me off!

You: I don't think Loki would last a day in Diana's family. Complete the exchange.

Loki: Y/N!!!!!!!!!!

Thor: Brother, it is LADY Y/N to you!

Loki: I know she is a lady, I need not point it out every time you fool!

Oliver: Hey, Thor. Since you don't have a brother any more, and someone needs to take his place, I'm here for you bro.

Loki: Shut it! You will not take my place!

Oliver: You're in denial. Move on to acceptance.

Steve has joined the chat.

Steve: Guys, I thought we all agreed not to upset Loki?

Diana: We agreed to no such thing.

Oliver: He is ours to annoy now.

Clint: Good, you can have him.

Oliver: Wow, gifting me Norse Gods? I didn't get you anything.

Clint: He is both a gift and curse.

Steve: If he starts acting up, you pacify him!

Steve has left the chat.

Pietro has joined the chat.