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Maximoff/Parker | War

Peter = Peter Maximoff, X-Men.

Peetie = Peter Parker.

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Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Peetie, Peter, Wanda, Clint, Sam.

Y/N: How long do you think it'll take for Tony to realize we're not paying attention?

Wanda: Not long. We are on our phones after all.

Sam: This is Tony. Tony. He's too self centered to notice.

Peetie: Why must Mr. Stark always tell us a story about himself after all his parties?

Peter: I actually like the story...

Y/N: Where's Pietro? He was supposed to attend the party but it's over now and he's still not here.

Peter: Don't worry about it.

Y/N: He could be in trouble.

Peter: Don't worry about it.

Y/N: He ALWAYS attends Tony's parties.

Peter: Don't worry about it.

Wanda: He sent me a text saying he wouldn't be able to come but it was worded weirdly.

Peter: Don't worry about it.

Clint: We should go look for the little jerk.

Peter: He was the one who ate all your peanut butter.

Clint: What were we talking about?

Sam: Look at Tony telling his stupid story

Sam:

Wanda: You do realize he's looking at you, right Sam?

Clint: THANKS A LOT, NOW HE KNOWS!

Sam: ... I'm too scared to look up at him again.

Peter: He reminds me of my mum.

Peter: The warning look she gives when I've messed up.

Peter: ... We're dead.

Peetie: Mr. Stark looks really scary.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I'm just SO glad that all of you a participating in the conversation and not texting on your phones.

Clint: I'm just SO glad you're done with your story and not reciting it again!

Tony: You didn't like it? Everyone else was enjoying it!

Y/N: I'm pretty sure Steve's asleep.