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Steve | I Like You

Sam has created a chatroom.

Sam has added Bucky.

Sam: How long do you think it'll take em to finally admit their little crush on each other?

Bucky: It's more than a crush, Samuel. She likes him with and without the beard.

Sam: Don't call me Samuel, James Buchanan Barnes.

Bucky: I'm sorry.

Bucky: Samuel.

Sam: Listen, Bubahanananchan.

Bucky has added Drax.

Drax: He cannot listen to you. You are typing.

Drax: You must be so embarrassed!

Sam: Then read this, Jermes.

Bucky: is that james and germs meshed

Sam: It is now.

Drax: HAHAHAHAHA LIKE A GERM HE EXTERMINATED YOU, EXCEPT YOU BROUGHT UPON YOUR EXTERMINATION JERMES. YOU BETRAYED YOURSELF.

Bucky: You were brought into this to help me!

Drax: I help no one. Everyone on my team is very capable.

Drax: Except Quill.

Drax: He is the only fool that requires my help.

Bucky: I thought you were my friend.

Sam: First I'll steal your friends, and then I'll steal your prized collection of selfies with cute dogs. JERMES.

Drax: Jermes, you are a very odd man.

Bucky: I feel so attacked right now.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: SAMUEL

Bucky: okay so you like thor more than me bc he can call you samuel? i see....

Thor: I've come to report that again, Y/N and Steve deny their crushing feelings for each other.

Sam: This is what I wanted to talk about until Jermes sidetracked me. I don't have time for your side quests, Jermes!

Bucky: Stop it, Samuel!

Drax: Let them be crushed by their feelings. Whichever survives is the true warrior.

Thor: Or, we leave it be and enjoy the show.

Sam: Devious. I like.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Hello losers.

Clint: And Drax.

Thor: SAYETH WHAT, MY FRIEND?

Clint: ... And Thor.

Bucky: What do you want, bird?

Sam: FAKE bird. Doesn't even have wings...

Clint: It's HawkEYE not HAWK. EYE of the hawk. Not the whole bird. GET IT RIGHT. Don't even know biology.

Clint: Anyhoo

Thor: You just said that because of owls. Am I correct?

Clint: Hoo, hoo, you are true.

Sam: STOP AT ONCE.

Bucky: I SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE CRINGE.

Drax: How are you typing then? Liar.