Tony has created a chatroom.
Tony has invited Steve, Sam, Nat, Y/N, Bruce, Thor, Bucky, Wanda, Vision, Clint.
Tony: Hello my favorite people ever. How are you all today? Well? If you need anything, just let me know.
Bruce: You're being nicer than usual. What is it?
Steve: What did you do, Tony?
Sam: I'm suspicious.
Tony: Do you guys really think that low of me? I take offense.
Nat: But it's true though, you are up to something.
Clint: Spill.
Tony: Well, I'm running late. Could you just wait for me? Please.
Steve: No.
Y/N: No.
Nat: No.
Wanda: No.
Tony: WHY NOT? JUST 3 MINUTES!
Nat: We are actually on time. Why should we ruin that because you suck at time management?
Tony: In my defense, Thor dared me to drink his Asgardian alcohol last night.
Thor: He fainted 10 minutes later. It was like witnessing a feather fall. He is so tiny.
Y/N: So you're hungover? Thor, don't give him anymore alcohol, please.
Steve: Face the consequences, Tony, don't drag us into it. You're so unprofessional.
Tony: How to combat constipation, Steve:
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Tony: Because YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!
Steve: I'm ignoring you.
Bruce: Play nice.
Clint: I'll wait for you, Tony. I am in no rush to meet the Pirate.
Thor: As am I.
Wanda: Fury is going to be so angry at you.
Tony: Are we not a family? A TEAM?
Wanda: ... Fine. But I am not waiting more than the 3 minutes.
Sam: We can't get in trouble if we all arrive at the same time.
Nat: I always thought Tony would die in a stupid way, this confirms it.
Tony: I'm not asking for the world, just to wait for me!
Bucky: I'm also running late so I'll wait as well.
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
