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T'Challa | Not-Date

Bucky has created a chatroom.

Bucky has invited Y/N.

Bucky: Tell Thor to hand over Mjolnir!

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: I WANT HIS CAPE, Y/N.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: Lady Y/N, please save me from these men!

Bucky: GIVE IT

Sam: GIVEEEEEEE

Thor: Absolutely not!

Bucky: Scared I might actually be worthy? Maybe I can lift Mjolnir. Since my hand is no longer organic, maybe the elevator rule applies to me.

Sam: Damn, I've never thought about that.

Thor: That is nonsense!

Sam: Can I have your cape now?

Thor: Why do you want it?!

Sam: it is warm, i am cold.

Thor: My cape is not a blanket!

Bucky: Give us Mjolnir and the cape and we'll leave you alone.

Thor: Why... do you two torture me so...?

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Y/N, can you please talk some sense into Tony?!

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Y/N, the coffee... it's all gone... all of it...!

Bruce: Thank Tony for that.

Clint: WHY WOULD HE DO SUCH A CRUEL THING?!

Bruce: He's working on a new suit, hasn't slept in days. Do the math.

Clint: I will not do math unless my life depends on it.

Sam: Hey, Thor.

Thor: No, Samuel.

Bucky: Y/N, Y/N, Y/N, we need your help!

Sam: Why are you ignoring me?! :(

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: Tony has barricaded himself inside the lab!

Bruce has added Tony.

Bruce: You. Come. Out. Right. NOW!

Tony: I AM ON THE VERGE OF MAKING HISTORY!

Bruce: You've had nothing but coffee fueling you these past few days. You're probably going to die if you don't get some rest.

Clint: Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Clint: I NEED MORE COFFEE BECAUSE LITTLE MISS BILLIONAIRE OVER HERE IS ACTUALLY VERY STINGY AND NEVER REPLACES IT

Vision: Please, Tony, come out!

Tony: SOON IT SHALL BE COMPLETE

Tony: WHERE IS THE SCREWDRIVER BRUCE

Bruce: It's literally in your hand.

Sam: CAPE CAPE CAPE CAPE CAPE!

Bucky: HAMMER TIME!

Thor: Gods, no! What has happened to you people?!

Bruce: TONY. Don't make me break down this glass!