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Tony | Team Wars

Natasha has created a chatroom.

Natasha has invited Clint, Y/N, Tony.

Tony: Hello people who I, grudgingly, have to share my significant others love with.

You: What's up, people that I love more than Tony?

Tony: ... That's warranted. Still hurts though.

Natasha: Clint has something to say, although it's really stupid and I know Tony's not guilty.

Tony: Yes, Barton? What do you think I did?

Clint: Y/N tell your boyfriend to stop eating MY food.

Tony: seriously.

Tony: I'm right here.

Clint: Y/N, tell him.

Natasha: oh my god, are you really going to ignore Tony?

Clint: Yes, he ate all of my food!

Tony: I did not!

Clint: Donuts. Pizza. Bagels. Pasta. All gone!

Tony: You do realize we all live together and whatever you leave in the fridge now belongs to everyone else?

Clint: I LABELLED IT ALL WITH MY NAME. I even drew cute little flowers on the labels...

Tony: And he speaks to me!

Clint: damn you!

You: Clint, are you really upset over this?

Clint: Do you know what it feels like to crave after a pizza, come home, eager to eat it and only find crust left? Or to have your donuts be disfigured with bites? Who takes a bite from every donut, Y/N? Which monster does that? Who wastes donuts?!

Natasha: ... He's hungry.

You: Ah, that explains it.

Tony: Is he always like this when he's hungry?

You: Rarely...

Natasha: He's had a bad day.

You: Clint, it wasn't Tony who ate your food... It was the entire team, that includes Nat and I. THE PIZZA WAS REALLY GOOD BTW.

Natasha: You could have just let him believe it was Tony... Or not mention that I was one of the culprits.

Clint: Dammit, I wanted it to be Tony!

Tony: That's it?! You falsely accuse me and that's all you have to say?

Clint: Yeah, I'm not upset with Tasha or Y/N, or the team.

Clint: ...Can I borrow your credit card to buy more food?

Tony: You are unbelievable.

You: I'm glad my boys are getting on better than before!

Natasha: Definitely a pleasant change from the constant threats.

Tony: Y/N, tell Best friend #2 of yours I'm not giving him my credit card and that Natasha is my favorite of your best friends.

Clint: Y/N, tell your boyfriend I'll just steal it then and that like a wise man once said, "I don't care."

Tony: Y/N, tell that creature to tell it to my face!

Clint: Y/N, tell that varmint you're dating to not speak of me!