Steve | Innuendos

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Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Bruce, Y/N, Steve, Scott, T'Challa, Rhodey, Peter.

Tony: Dinner tonight, all of us? I can make reservations at Rhodey's favorite restaurant.

Scott: The one that spins?!

Tony: Yes, Scott. The one that spins.

Scott: I love that one! The waiting list is booked,  it would take months before we can eat there!

Tony: Oh, honey. When you're a billionaire, you don't need to wait.

T'Challa: And if they make us wait, I will just buy the restaurant. #RicherThanStark

Tony: ... Who uses hashtags in a chat?!

T'Challa: #ObviouslyNotYou

Peter: I would love to come but... I have to study for a test tomorrow.

Tony: Aw c'mon kid, we haven't seen each other in weeks! T'Challa just got back from Wakanda, Scott is finally free, and Steve and Y/N just returned from their 4 week long mission.

Bruce: Yeah, we miss you all!

Tony: Just one night! You're smart, Peter. You'll do fine in your test.

Peter: I guess...

Rhodey: #BadDad

T'Challa: #TonySucksAtParenting

Tony: So, who's in?

Peter: I am.

Scott: Count me in.

Rhodey: As if I'd miss out on Tony spoiling me.

Bruce: #LetTonySpoilUs I'm in too.

T'Challa: I have missed all of you too so I shall be there.

Tony: Y/N, Steve?

Y/N: I would love to but...

Steve: We already have plans.

T'Challa: Individually or together?

Y/N: Together.

Tony: Yeah, I'm sure your plans involve the two of you ;)

Steve: It does.

Scott: So, what's so great about your plans that you can't join us?

Tony: You know what, Scott.

Steve: I'm making Fettuccine Alfredo for Y/N and I :)

Rhodey: ... What exactly happened between the two of you on that mission?

Tony: A lot of heavy breathing is what...

Y/N: From fighting? Yeah.

Tony: Call it what you like.

Peter: So are you and Steve dating?

Steve: It's our first date.

Steve: I'll be right back, gotta make sure the pasta is made right!

Tony: Yeah, you wouldn't want it too soft or too hard, right Steve?

T'Challa: #Ew.

Rhodey: I know what I'm no longer ordering tonight.

Y/N: Yeah, it gets really mushy and sticky if you boil it for too long.

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