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An Avengers Christmas

A/N: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Holidays! 💖

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N.

Clint: MERRY CHRISTMAS Y/N!

Clint: Are you almost here yet? HURRY!

Y/N: Merry Christmas, Clint. I'm almost to the tower, calm yourself.

Clint: STEP ON THE GAS!

Y/N: You just want me there so you can finally open the gifts, don't you?

Clint: What? NO! Of course not.

Clint: You've been gone FOREVER! We have to spend this day as a family. And open the gifts, together... So hurry.

Y/N: I was gone for 2 days. You can open ONE gift. I won't tell the others.

Clint: Why couldn't we send Pietro on the mission, again? Why did you have to go?

Clint: I think I'll open the gift he got me.

Clint: I can't believe this.

Y/N: What is it?

Clint: It's a purple shirt that says OLD MAN.

Clint: I LOVE IT. I'LL NEVER TAKE IT OFF.

Y/N: OPEN HIS GIFT FOR ME!

Clint: It's a sweater with his face on it saying: What? You didn't see this gift coming?

Clint: Do you want to swap?

Y/N: Never.

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Clint got to open one his gifts?!

Wade: I'm opening mine from Peetie.

Y/N: Nice going, Clint. Now everyone will want to follow your lead.

Clint: But you said I could! And you opened yours from Pietro!

Y/N: You should know better than to listen to me.

Y/N: I did not, you did.

Clint: GOBLIN.

Y/N: GREMLIN.

Clint: <3

Y/N: <3

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: This is unfair! Tell Wade to drop his gift!

Wade: MY PEETIE GOT ME THE PINK KATANA I WANTED.

Y/N: HE DID? Can I borrow it...?

Wade: Just wait till you see what I got you.

Loki: I guess I'll just open the gift Thor got for me.

Wade: You can't break the rules!

Wade: Only I can.

Wade: What did Ken get you?

Loki: Who is Ken?! If you mean my brother, it is a most sentimental gift that I will cherish forever.

Clint: Which is?

Loki: None of your business!

Clint: Ask him, Y/N! He'll tell you.

Wade: Y/N is a Loki Whisperer.