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Puppy

Bruce has created a chatroom.

Bruce has added Natasha, Tony, T'Challa, Scott, Thor, Steve, Sam.

Bruce: Have you heard?

Sam: Heard what?

Bruce: That Y/N's getting a puppy?

Tony: How could we ever forget. She hasn't stopped talking about it.

Steve: It makes me want to get a puppy too.

Bruce: Exactly.

Bruce: I'm so excited.

Bruce: When do you think she'll go get the furball?

Bruce: Do you think she'll take us with?

Bruce: I want to be there when the pupper is brought into this family.

Natasha: You're oddly enthusiastic about  this.

Bruce: There is a reason the Hulk likes puppies.

Scott: You always struck me as a cat person.

Tony: That would be T'Challa.

T'Challa: You are testing my patience.

Tony: Don't you like cats?!

T'Challa: I do.

Tony: THEN?!

Thor: I heard a rumor that Lady Y/N will be departing next week to bring home the child.

Scott: We should buy them something! Like dog treats, a cute sweater, a personalized collar threatening anyone who tries to kidnap them.

Sam: ... A bit too much for a lil puppy, don't you think so?

Steve: There can never be too much. That puppy will get everything it's little heart wants.

Tony: So as long as it's not anything of mine.

Natasha: Next week, huh? I thought she was going tomorrow?

Scott: Tomorrow?!

Thor: SO SOON! I HAVE NOT YET PREPARED THE WELCOME HOME BANNER!

Bruce: I can do the welcoming, Thor.

Thor: I see your smart brain strikes again!

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: BRAN TO THE WINDOOOOOOOW!

Clint: JON TO THE WAAAAAALL!

Clint: DRACARYS BURN THEM AAAALL!

Clint: ALL THESE WALKERS FALL!

Bruce: The Lannisters send their regards.

Bruce has blocked Clint.

T'Challa: What the hell just happened?

Steve: !!!! Do you think she will name the puppy after me?????

Sam: Why would she?

Steve: I will be its second owner.

Bruce: I sincerely doubt that.

Tony: haha

Steve: Watch. He'll be named Steven Jr.

Thor: Why not Sir Cutsie Thorson?