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Has anyone played the new GOW game? If I wasn't already interested in Norse mythology, I sure as hell am now

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Has anyone played the new GOW game? If I wasn't already interested in Norse mythology, I sure as hell am now.

No IW spoilers, please 💛

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Natasha has created a chatroom.

Natasha has added Y/N.

Natasha: Kotenok (kitten), ready?

You: Yeah, can't wait to get out of the compound for a while.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Ready for what? Where are you going?

You: Should we tell him?

Natasha: I don't know... He'll want to tag along.

Sam: Don't assume I would want to spend time with you two.

You: Oh? Is that so? I guess we don't have to worry about babysitting then, babes.

Natasha: He's acting. We can't trust him.

Sam: I'm not. Now where are you two going?

You: We're going to the new cafe that opened up.

Sam: Cool, lemme just get my wallet and we can head out.

Natasha: Kotenok, I told you so.

Sam: We, as a GROUP, have been planning to go.

Sam: TOGETHER.

Sam: Not this secret double agent betrayal duo you two have going here.

You: Wouldn't it be a triple agent betrayal then if you join us, huh?

Sam: Listen, what Steve doesn't know, won't hurt him.

Sam: And we're doing the public a service with leaving Bucky behind.

Sam: The man's a menace.

Natasha: He's not so bad.

Sam:  A MENACE

Natasha has added Bucky.

Sam: You did that just to spite me, didn't you?

Natasha: Don't be coming into my chats and hurling capitalized letters at me.

You: Buck, wanna join us?

Sam: don't

Bucky: I'll come with, Dorogaya [darling], only because of you and Natasha.

Sam: don't

Bucky: When do we head out?

Sam: no don't

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