Chatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League.
Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
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Normally I would make an Author's Note chapter or write about the trailer in my other book, but instead, here's a chat on it.
also this gif... a light in the darkness from that unholy trailer that i love and hate.
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Natasha has created a chatroom.
Natasha has added Clint.
Natasha: Clint! Where are you?
Clint: Gone.
Clint: Like your eyebrows.
Clint has left the chat.
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor has added Loki.
Thor: Explain yourself.
Natasha: Oh boy.
Loki: LOL ah Barton is too much.
Thor: BROTHER
Loki: Am I good? Am I evil? Am I helping Thanos? Am I helping Thanos to save you, our people, and Midgard? Who knows? Because I surely don't know.
Thor: I lose my eye, our father, Asgard, Mjolnir, our sister that we JUST met, our cool spaceship. But hey, it's okay. I'm with my brother, and we'll overcome this. I still have Midgard, and my co-workers.
Thor: BUT NO
Thor: NOW I COULD LOSE THEM TOO
Thor: PUT THE TESSERACT BACK LOKI.
Y/N has joined the chat.
You: ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WE GAINED STEVE WITH A BEARD
Thor: THAT IS NOT A BRIGHT SIDE
Loki: WE ALSO GAINED SICK BURNS FROM THE MAD TITAN
Thor: THAT IS NOT SOMETHING GOOD
Loki: You must commend the titan on where he deserves it.
Natasha: His burns are sick...
Loki: BUT VISION'S BURN IS THE SICKEST. LITERALLY.
Natasha: YOU JOTUNN SHIT
Loki: LOKI OUT, FAREWELL "ROMANOFF-WITH THE EYEBROWS"
Loki has left the chat.
Natasha: I'm going to kill him :)
Vision has joined the chat.
You: VICTOR SHADE
Thor: Why do you look human... Vision?
You: VICTOR SHADE
Natasha: That's what you choose to ask him?!
You: VICTOR SHADE
Vision: Thank you, Thor. Your concern for my well being is overwhelming.
Peter has joined the chat.
You: Don't you have homework?
Peter: No. Why?
You: Dammit. Okay, well, you're grounded... until Thanos leaves. So no fighting him.
Peter: You can't do that :O
You: nat grant me the authority to do so pls. you're the only responsible one here
Natasha: What if we give him 'Avengers Homework' where he reads up on old missions? Then he can't fight Thanos.
Vision: WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR ME SO I DO NOT FIGHT HIM?
Thor: We don't want you to fight him Vision, but you really have no choice in the matter.
You: maybe fly into space? and just... don't return until this is all over? for your safety? and the safety of my emotions?
You: bc if i have to see you or wanda hurting again i will do SOMETHING
Peter: ... do what
You: SOMETHING UNPLEASANT
You: TO THAT PURPLE SHREK
Thor: AH, so precious, you are Y/N.
Steve has joined the chat.
You: that spear catch was iconic and i love you
Steve: ;D <3
Thor: I could do better...
Bucky has joined the chat.
You: RISE AND SHINE, BARNES
Natasha: Can't believe all that time asleep and Sam didn't take the chance to cut your hair.
Bucky: Why couldn't you people wake me up when... I don't know... CATS INVADE? I would prefer that much more.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: Who's ready to fight some more aliens? Who's already for I TOLD YOU SHITS SO
Tony: <3 and i mean that with love
You: ground peter
Peter: stop
You: tony you have the authority to do so ground him. ground yourself while you're at it please
Tony: Guess who else is grounded?
Tony has added Bruce.
Bruce: It's always nice waking up semi naked in the floor.
T'Challa has joined the chat.
T'Challa: Who's ready for a fight?
T'Challa: Claws out,
Sam has joined the chat.
Sam: GUNS BLAZING
Bucky: fine
Sam: YOU RUINED OUR COOL INTRO.
Thanos has joined the chat.
Thanos: what's up, losers? i don't need my floating chair anymore bc i have portals and shit. step up.
