It's been so long! Hi! Oooh boy, I had some terrible writers block for this book, and when writing insp did strike, I was busy. Sorry it took me so long to update. The writing block is still up, but I'm forcing myself to try and write something, so please excuse me if it is not as up to par with previous chapters.
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Wade has created a chatroom.
Wade has added Tonky, Stove, Thot, Lint, Romansocks, Brute.
Wade: Hey, assholes.
Lint: What the hell, man?
Tonky: say TONKY TO MY FACE
Thot: i dont understand anything lol
Romansocks: roman... socks...
Wade: Where are my daily chats, dipshits?
Wade: You know how hard it's been to eat meals? I NEED to read the chats while I eat.
Wade: I didn't hack this popsicle for nothing.
Wade: C'mon, talk. Do something. You're in my zoo now.
Brute: Why do we put up with you?
Wade: I don't know, why do you put up with yourself?
Brute: I was just asking a serious question...
Wade: So was I, you steroid jacked Grinch.
Thot: youre too mean wade
Lint: I don't like this.
Stove: How did you change our names?
Romansocks: romans..ocks???
Wade: Ned did me a favor. Kid's a genius when it comes to this stuff.
Lint: I DON'T LIKE THIS
Wade: SUCK IT UP, MR. I NEED MY DAILY FIX OF YOU SOAP SUCKING PRISTINE GOOD DOING CIRCUS FREAKS.
Tonky: READ OUR OLD CHATS HOB GOBLIN OF AVENGERS COMPOUND PLUMBING PIPES
Wade: I want live chats!
Romansocks: THE ROMANS DIDN'T WEAR SOCKS MY NAME MAKES NO SENSE. FOOLISH. RIDICULOUS.
Romansandals: AT LEAST PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO IT
Romansandals: oh wow.
Wade: ask and you shall receive.
Brute: That was quick. It didn't even register in the chat.
Tonky: Ned's power is unmatched... unstoppable...
Stove: I need to have a strong word with him.
[Sorry, Mr. Rogers.]
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).
