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Catastrophe

Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Thor, Bruce, Tony, Clint, Y/N, Nat.

Steve: Good job guys! We completed the mission sooner than expected.

Tony: Do I get a gold star?

Steve: Ha. Ha. Ha.

Bruce: I hope Sam and Bucky aren't having a rough time locking up our new villain.

Nat: What was their power anyway?

Thor: Lady Y/N, did you not get hit with a blast of magic? Did it affect you?

Y/N: Nothing happened. It's pretty odd. Which villain blasts people with... nothing? And then starts laughing madly.

Clint: You should still go for a checkup.

Thor: I will consult my brother on this magic that is ... not magic?

Steve: Thank you, Thor.

Clint: Tell Loki I said stop drinking all the damn coffee!

Y/N: And tell him to stop using my favorite mug!

Nat: Tell him to stop sending Peter and I spider memes or we will wrap him up in a web and hang him to the outside of the jet!

Thor: Why not just add him to the chat and tell him that?

Tony: Never. Again.

Y/N: ... Yeah. He's not welcome here anymore.

Thor: What did he do?

Bruce: Please. Don't talk about it... It still haunts me.

Thor: As you wish. Farewell.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: Well. I'm going to bed. Goodnight!

Steve: Goodnight, Y/N.

Clint: Nightie night.

Tony: I'm going to bed too. Nobody leave the chat though! We can talk in the morning.

Bruce: ... Why didn't you stop Thor from leaving then?

Tony: I'll add him in the morning.

Bruce: Mhmm.

Tony: What?

Bruce: Oh, nothing.

Tony: I can feel your judgement through my phone.

Bruce: When will you forgive Thor?

Tony: HE STRUCK ME WITH LIGHTNING!

Bruce: It was a mistake.

Nat: No, it wasn't.

Tony: BRUCE, SEE I TOLD YOU!

Bruce: