Tony has created a chatroom.
Tony has invited Bruce.
Tony: I heard a SNEEZE.
Bruce: Riveting information.
Tony: You know what this means?!
Bruce: Someone received Thor's blessings?
Tony: SOMEONE IS SICK.
Tony: We need to find them and quarantine them. I will not have the Avengers benched just because they can't breathe through both nostrils.
Bruce: snot...
Tony: what
Bruce: snot so bad
Tony has left the chat.
Y/N has joined the chat.
Y/N: it has begun ...
Bruce: what?
Y/N: MY DESCENT INTO AGONY
Bruce: Did you finish your favorite book?
Y/N: I have a cold.
Tony has joined the chat.
Tony: So it's you!
Y/N: Give me a hug, Tony.
Tony: No!
Y/N: Where is he, Bruce?
Bruce: Lab, as always.
Tony: STAY BACK!
Y/N: WE'RE ALL IN THIS SUFFERING TOGETHER!
Tony has been disconnected.
Y/N: Seeing Tony trip made me feel a lot better.
Thor has joined the chat.
Thor: I HAVE JUST SENSED A CHANGE IN YOUR HEALTH. IT APPEARS YOU HAVE A COLD. FEAR NOT, I, THOR, SON OF ODIN, SHALL SAVE YOU!
Bruce: How in the world did you find out?
Y/N: Thor... Hey... It's okay... Really...
Thor: NO, TIS NOT!
Bruce: snot
Loki has joined the chat.
Loki: :) i told him you can die from a "cold"
Y/N: literally fight me right now
Loki: :( no
Loki has left the chat.
Y/N: Bruce, use your sciencey words to explain to Thor that I'll be okay.
Bruce: Well, from 1999 to 2011, a total of 16,911 deaths in the United States, an average of 1,301 per year, were associated with exposure to excessive natural cold.
Thor: SEE! Y/N, YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER.
Y/N: BRUCE MEANS HYPOTHERMIA
Bruce: Yes, I do. But Thor doesn't know that.
Thor: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HYPERTHOTMEA IS BUT IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS AND RELATED TO THE COLD
Y/N: i should have let tony quarantine me
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: eyyyyyyy bby how can you have a cold when you're so hot
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FanfictionChatroom Oneshots featuring the Avengers and the reader with special guest appearances from Deadpool, the X-Men, Guardians of the Galaxy, as well as crossovers from the Justice League. Completed! Book two is now up, VALHALLA (marvel social media).