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Chat Short: Hey, Yeah

Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has added Wade.

You: Come over

Wade: My dear Y/N. I would have dropped everything and made my way over, but I've been hired to shank some dude.

You: thor's talking in his sleep

Wade: I'll be right there.

You: he's laughing now

Wade: Video every glorious moment of it.

You: No, no. It's scary. "And so... it begins." And then he just started laughing omlll

Wade: what the fuck

Wade: Stay back from that beautiful man. Dream him is weird.

You: Peter says I should wake him up bc it's becoming too creepy.

Wade: Tell Peetie I will bodyslam Bruce.

You: jeEZ WADE WHY

Wade: Because that's the only way I can threaten Peetie bc Brucie Woosie will just Hulk out, unharmed by my grace and good looks.

You: You can't just go around bodyslaming people????!!!!

Wade: why not

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Peter: Y/N Thor is sleep talking in memes now.

You: what

You: Peetie isn't lying omg

You: months of trying to teach thor memes... we thought it never worked... but it did...

Peter: but why does he keep saying "swiggity swooty" over and over. What is he dreaming about

Wade: I can't believe this is happening without me!

Peter: Y/N, wake him up.

Wade: Why must Y/N wake him up, Peetie? Why not you?

Peter: Bc i am scared.

Wade: So you try to sacrifice Y/N? How dare you try and rid the world of my lil sugar plum

You: wowowow rude peetie

Peter: If Thor wakes up and sees it's y/n he won't get angry for she is a sugar plum

Peter: he's singing hey ya - heman now. Action must be taken.

Wade: mmmmmmm a classic

Steve has joined the chat.

Wade: mmmmmm an oldie but goldie

Steve: what is wrong with you

Wade: many things

Steve: I see you two are still awake. Can't sleep?

You: Thor is sleep talking and we are terrified and enthralled at the same time.

Peter: What about you, Cap?

Steve: I can hear Sam and Bucky laughing for the past hour now.

You: Still? Thought they'd be tired of the video by now.

Steve: What video?

You: ...

You: i have amnesia what's going on

Steve: Y/N Y/S/N.

Wade: Full name? You're in troubleeeee.

Peter: You know how you... had quite a fall on the last mission?

Peter: Well... Y/N caught it on her phone and sent it to Bucky and Sam

You: who gave you the right to expose me like this

Wade: He's a kiss up.

Steve has added Sam, Bucky.

Steve: DELETE. IT. RIGHT. NOW.

Bucky: nO it's ours now!

Sam: you don't understand steve

Sam: you repeatedly fell on things until you reached the ground

Sam: i am crying

Bucky: every time we watch it we start laughing to the point our chests hurt and we can't breathe

Sam: you were like a rag doll man

Bucky: flop flop flop flop flop THUNK

Sam: halp

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Bucky: oh no steve you must take the video and erase it, it has rendered us incappable, we are trapped in a never ending cycle of laughter. you are our only hope

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Steve: They deserve this torture.

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Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: hey, what's going on?

You: Oh, hey Thor. Did Peetie and I wake you up by laughing too much?

Thor: And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay hey, yay, yay

Peter: Y/N, look, Thor's still asleep!

You: he's sleeptexting?!

Peter: How is this possible?!

Thor: Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings

Wade: This is some Poltergeist shit.

Thor: And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey

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Y/N has been disconnected.

Wade: Sugar plum! No! Hang on, Mr. Pool is on his way!

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Thor: swiggity swag

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